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Mr. Destructoid sent you a post card from Miami Beach
Niero \| 10:38 AM on 03.26.2009	61 comments

About a month ago I actually ran a 5k (3 miles) wearing the Mr. Destructoid helmet in the Ocean Drive 5k, a charity that benefits the Miami Children's Hospital. When it was over we went down to the beach and found five British girls in a cloudy haze of ganja on the shore. Instant postcard! (Hit the gallery for the full size)

We have a video of the event somewhere -- we'll be sure to put it up after GDC madness ends :)

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VGMari

PIMPTASTIC!!!!!

Freefall

Argh my eyes! All I'm seeing is Orange!

Awesome charity work though!

MrSadistic

I like the "hey, what can I say?" type of expression that picture is conveying.

Diverse

My new wallpaper.

Takeshi

I think you're sexier than those girls.

CelicaCrazed

I love English chicks!!

Also I think running in that helmet is an accomplishment on its own. Flex those neck muscles!!

Stuart Scofield

wants to move to Miami.

Half left

VGMari said it best.

How come none of the hot English chicks live in England =[.

PS: The new Mr.Destructoid helmet looks a LOT bigger and heavier than the old one. Is it?

sickNasty

Yea that must have been insane with that helmet.

Char Aznable

So what was the sweat situation like in that helmet after 3 miles of running? Did you have some ultra secret perspiration-absorbing technology built in?

Nice shorts.

F Whipple

So did you win the race?

ZombiePlatypus

Who wears short shorts? Mr. Destructoid wears short shorts!

Running a 5K in that helmet sounds insane, I gotta see that video...

Darren Nakamura

Mr. Destructoid digs the heavy hotties. It's okay, so do I.

Y0j1mb0

LOL...awesome.

BS3 Owner

Instead of "Runner" it should read "Winner 1819"

Spitfire

damn England exporting the thick crust. Least the black chick is hot. *hears "booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere" in my head*

falinter

Why are you such a pimp Niero?

Niero

lol yeah, those shorts were amazing. they were bright green and very small to go with my green socks and green shoes. I wanted people to rubberneck/crash their cars if I jogged by

The helmet is huge and heavy. it's 8 pounds and 25% bigger than the last one. I have to wear a folded towel around my head to keep it from slipping. My neck was sore for a week after I did that but it was so worth it!

Colette Bennett

I love that my boyfriend is such an epic pimp ^___^

mix

Lol so awesome! That dark orange girl looks HOT!

The fact that you ran that far with that helmet on is most impressive!

Maurice Tan

A BLACK BRITISH GIRL?!?!

Also woooo Miami!

Dead Movie Star

Those are some damn fine legs, Mr. Destructoid.

Joanna Mueller

Do you fabreeze the helmet between uses or just hose it down? Just curious. Also, awesome pic.

nademagnet

I love you man! Oh, I have something I want to send you for the "Random Crap" contest... but it's effing huge! Maybe I'll deliver it in person... with beer.

pedrovay2003

Wow, that's excellent. Very very bright. :D

Jamie McGinn

I love how the fat girl is relegated to the back row

vexed alex

Niero is bringing sexy back.

Brian Szabelski

Niero, you sly dog :)

Knivy

Awesome pic Niero :)

adultswim810

black chick's hair is freaking me the hell out.

liam2015

Damn, you ah pimpin

Lurfadur

That was awesome!

Haxan

Yeah. That's just pure awesome.

mistic

Niero the pimp :-)

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Xhumation

Mr. Destructoid is living large. I'd like to have his children.

Volkarin

Nice going Niero, but dude what did you do with the other destructoid head? If you're just gonna chuck you should put it up for auction or as a prize in some contest because I'm sure everyone here would love that.

Justice

HAWT!

doctor insidious

thats saucy

flaming burrito

Man I wish I had a robot helmet to pick up chicks with

AgentMOO

Baller.

Teta

I want to be pimp as you when I grow up.

HydroTonix

Colette I thought that you would be jealous. ^^

CrocBox

That must have been hot. Both the helmet and the girls :P

Stella Wong

Niero, you so SEXI :D

Qalamari

I think this is how Helghast see the world.

That's a great picture though. The expressions really sell it!

Samit Sarkar

HAWT

RAB

Destructoid is bringing apartheid back.

also nice fucking shorts. i bet you pulled off that look with the green socks and everything so well.

Aziel13

BIG PIMPIN

Hitogoroshi

Those shorts.....fucking win

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