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I am so sick of lifestyle advertising. Introducing the new Dtoid Ad Campaign
Niero | 4:26 PM on 02.13.2008 138 comments




It's no secret I work in advertising. I like it when its clever. But over and over I see the same shit - stock photo, bland promise or fake testimonial featuring some yuppie, and a brand with a blanket slogan that neither means anything or delivers anything. Fucking hacks. So! I've decided to make a statement and begin advertising Destructoid doing the exact opposite. The ads will only run on our sites and are just for fun. I hope you get a laugh at them.



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atheistium's Destructoid Blog
i love you destructoid <3
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Fuck Yeah Destructoid.
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Genius!
Shinu's Destructoid Blog
hilarous!
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
Ron in for teh win!
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
T-O-N-G-U-E.

I miss tomopop ads.
wilbo's Destructoid Blog
you just had to outdo me ron didn't you?
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
The sluts comments seems to hit home with us doesn't it?
kaciesaurus's Destructoid Blog
rofl.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
MOAR SHOOPS I NEED MOAR SHOOPS
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
epic ads!
Azereki's Destructoid Blog
Namesless Ted one fucking wins, thank you Ron!
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
I love this place. I really do.


"fuck that kid"
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Silly ads are amazing.
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
How much would it cost to advertise my personal site on Destructoid?
Krayven's Destructoid Blog
This is so godlike.
wario67's Destructoid Blog
XD
stevephoenix's Destructoid Blog
you sir win the internet tonight
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Endless lulz from Ron!
Origim's Destructoid Blog
It's either the nameless ted or the spray on tan guy FTW. I can't fucking chose.
hammburglar's Destructoid Blog
i cant breathe
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
LOL, this shit is so ridiculous...
16bitmonster's Destructoid Blog
it might be the lack of eating or the justice album in the background but fuck man.. fucking genius. You win.

also, still fucking genius.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
The one of Colette is epic ron. Holy shit.
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
I LOVE YOU NIERO
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
....This is so amazing...I think I'm going to throw up, guys. It's too epic for me.
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
This is a good example of why you're so awesome Niero.

It's kinda close to someone's bday! :D
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
This is so much freaking win!
Teta's Destructoid Blog
The erection one wins my internets.
riomccarthy's Destructoid Blog
You made me laugh so freaking hard with this.. I love you Niero. XD
kaciesaurus's Destructoid Blog
it's dildos.
brosef's Destructoid Blog
I hope this never ends
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
I noticed these on the side before reading this CBlog and had to do a double take at first. I love 'em.
brosef's Destructoid Blog




Am I going to hell yet?
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
This needs to be a contest. I'm sure you've got something on your shelf you could give away.
Jorvik's Destructoid Blog
I feel like Ron's "Big Peace Pipe" ad could just as easily be the modernized cover of Custer's Revenge.

If this were a Destructoid contest it would produce some amazing submissions. We may see them anyway.

Oh the places you'll go, oh the people you'll meet.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Fuck Bitches! This blog is simply hilarious! Thanks everyone for making my day.


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