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Niero | 9:47 PM on 12.19.2007 75 comments




I'm always fascinated with how people heard about us. That's a question I usually ask when I meet readers of the site out at events and in dark alleys where I buy my heroin. The answer is usually totally random, and this list completely validate that. I ran a report on our Google Analytics and there's some pretty weird shit that popped up. Apparently we're a good source for RAPE!

Keyword Visits Pages/Visit Avg. Time on Site % New Visits Bounce Rate
1.
destructoid
305,009 3.95 00:04:57 13.84% 41.76%
2.
destructiod
49,618 3.69 00:04:21 12.59% 44.16%
3.
boobies
43,986 1.83 00:00:43 91.82% 72.43%
4.
guitar hero 3
40,565 1.80 00:00:54 86.18% 67.25%
5.
sexy games
37,641 2.71 00:00:55 87.32% 62.80%
6.
olivia munn
30,602 3.75 00:01:43 81.43% 32.73%
7.
olivia munn playboy
25,159 3.89 00:01:53 72.40% 29.76%
8.
sexy video
24,919 2.52 00:01:04 87.11% 60.33%
9.
gears of war glitches
22,155 1.46 00:00:53 85.51% 80.68%
10.
olivia munn nude
21,820 3.52 00:01:14 86.71% 34.91%
11.
destructoid.com
20,138 4.52 00:05:11 15.06% 40.12%
12.
upcoming wii games
17,798 1.97 00:03:07 77.22% 69.37%
13.
girls of gaming
16,955 10.18 00:03:54 82.93% 25.03%
14.
sexy beach 3
16,702 1.74 00:01:10 82.09% 72.25%
15.
dtoid
12,726 4.84 00:05:51 18.55% 39.34%
16.
world of whorecraft
12,564 1.83 00:02:44 73.52% 73.50%
17.
wii porn
12,491 2.15 00:01:55 57.69% 60.64%
18.
mass effect release date
11,992 1.69 00:01:06 70.99% 70.94%
19.
best wii games
11,870 1.54 00:00:49 89.55% 73.96%
20.
rape games
9,710 1.62 00:00:52 87.85% 67.53%
21.
www.destructoid.com
9,157 4.24 00:05:40 10.81% 40.49%
22.
mugen game
9,076 3.19 00:02:01 84.82% 34.51%
23.
soldier of fortune 3
8,484 1.73 00:00:40 86.36% 66.84%
24.
tifa hentai
8,391 3.05 00:00:55 86.87% 47.79%
25.
weighted companion cube
8,168 2.09 00:01:45 69.22% 58.10%
26.
nerdcore
7,972 9.29 00:05:31 26.91% 32.11%
27.
halo 3 ending
7,511 2.37 00:01:27 61.90% 49.54%
28.
ytmnd
7,255 4.59 00:04:57 1.08% 35.98%
29.
copy wii games
6,786 1.63 00:01:16 88.74% 76.05%
30.
resident evil 4 pc
6,747 2.07 00:01:32 62.92% 61.30%
31.
sexy game
6,577 2.98 00:01:15 86.59% 53.70%
32.
final fantasy tactics psp
6,502 2.88 00:01:34 81.87% 48.54%
33.
glitches for gears of war
6,185 1.58 00:01:08 85.17% 71.95%
34.
bioshock multiplayer
6,178 1.91 00:01:39 78.89% 66.72%
35.
wii sucks
6,045 2.09 00:02:09 76.66% 71.81%
36.
ghostbusters game
6,033 2.27 00:01:38 74.18% 58.51%
37.
whorecraft
6,011 1.78 00:01:27 75.94% 76.18%
38.
call of duty modern warfare
5,828 1.69 00:00:40 91.01% 67.24%
39.
future wii games
5,786 1.78 00:01:33 86.83% 69.53%
40.
resident evil 4 patch
5,702 1.93 00:01:13 74.34% 56.30%
41.
rape game
5,626 1.70 00:01:14 89.16% 68.66%
42.
video game blog
5,369 3.17 00:03:48 20.95% 46.54%
43.
destructoid font
5,367 13.63 00:16:52 0.30% 22.79%
44.
custom guitar hero
5,314 1.96 00:01:35 72.96% 56.17%
45.
wii usb
5,307 1.89 00:01:41 76.09% 62.94%
46.
top 10 ds games
5,135 1.82 00:01:20 81.87% 70.44%
47.
fc twin
5,128 2.47 00:02:06 72.31% 57.08%
48.
top 10 wii games
5,046 1.57 00:01:13 87.69% 73.70%
49.
mii parade
5,013 2.21 00:02:15 54.58% 61.66%
50.
mugen games
4,962 3.08 00:02:13 79.79% 33.23%
51.
guitar hero 2 custom songs
4,873 2.03 00:01:35 86.15% 56.62%
52.
streets of rage remake
4,862 2.66 00:02:17 63.68% 54.24%
53.
guitar hero custom
4,811 2.08 00:01:31 87.57% 55.64%
54.
halo 3 beta download
4,777 2.11 00:00:45 89.95% 55.22%
55.
custom guitar hero songs
4,722 1.95 00:01:36 83.25% 58.01%
56.
guitar hero custom songs
4,687 1.92 00:01:27 78.81% 60.17%
57.
guitar hero encore
4,636 1.76 00:00:57 87.83% 60.12%
58.
nba live 2008
4,625 2.88 00:01:05 94.25% 40.06%
59.
(content targeting)
4,584 1.16 00:00:18 97.05% 92.04%
60.
hot chicks
4,490 1.33 00:00:17 95.70% 84.52%
61.
also cocks
4,353 3.96 00:05:23 2.66% 41.95%
62.
jade raymond comic destructoid
4,349 1.63 00:00:53 83.88% 61.00%
63.
elite beat agents 2
4,347 1.97 00:01:06 63.10% 61.49%
64.
wii divx
4,323 1.34 00:00:30 83.97% 78.79%
65.
sexy
4,292 3.10 00:01:14 87.30% 54.54%
66.
top wii games
4,167 1.58 00:00:45 88.26% 73.36%
67.
bioshock
4,135 4.36 00:04:52 0.85% 39.13%
68.
custom guitar hero 2 songs
4,129 2.30 00:02:01 76.07% 50.91%
69.
copying wii games
4,017 1.53 00:00:58 90.84% 74.38%
70.
halo 3 download
4,005 2.50 00:00:53 95.38% 46.04%
71.
wii update
3,866 1.69 00:02:56 68.80% 71.13%
72.
sexy video games
3,855 6.22 00:02:25 89.78% 36.73%
73.
rock band
3,773 6.57 00:07:16 3.84% 38.32%
74.
team fortress
3,727 4.21 00:04:50 0.19% 39.09%
75.
halo 3
3,628 4.40 00:04:43 12.98% 42.39%
76.
video sexy
3,628 2.77 00:01:08 87.65% 55.10%
77.
wii 2
3,583 1.57 00:00:34 88.78% 69.44%
78.
resident evil 4 pc patch
3,572 2.19 00:01:42 71.08% 49.16%
79.
portal
3,561 4.49 00:05:47 0.28% 38.75%
80.
ron workman
3,531 4.73 00:06:15 2.55% 38.03%
81.
guitar hero 2 hacks
3,511 2.27 00:02:01 86.64% 49.36%
82.
naked women
3,473 1.85 00:00:30 93.52% 70.46%
83.
play guitar hero online
3,467 2.08 00:00:43 95.04% 49.26%
84.
team fortress 2
3,449 4.73 00:05:20 0.84% 39.20%
85.
robert summa
3,416 4.45 00:06:40 3.34% 35.54%
86.
sexy beach
3,368 1.84 00:00:59 85.18% 72.21%
87.
guitar hero hack
3,330 2.06 00:01:42 80.84% 54.23%
88.
wii virtual console hack
3,238 1.66 00:01:11 75.91% 70.38%
89.
dynasty warriors 6
3,208 5.78 00:02:54 70.57% 39.90%
90.
final fantasy porn
3,194 1.46 00:00:40 88.67% 79.05%
91.
guitar hero 2 hack
3,175 2.16 00:02:05 80.16% 55.21%
92.
hardcore videos
3,123 1.36 00:00:14 92.48% 72.59%
93.
rare mugen characters
3,121 2.14 00:00:57 81.61% 52.42%
94.
podtoid
3,065 4.57 00:05:54 12.95% 45.22%
95.
mugen battle zero
3,064 4.39 00:03:26 62.76% 40.96%
96.
guitar hero hacks
3,049 2.27 00:02:08 82.45% 50.18%
97.
how to do gears of war glitches
3,046 1.44 00:00:38 88.84% 80.04%
98.
olivia munn in playboy
3,006 3.94 00:01:42 81.10% 26.95%
99.
guitar hero 2 custom
2,996 2.17 00:01:36 84.98% 53.50%
100.
south park guitar hero
2,991 1.68 00:00:58 76.23% 68.71%



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Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:07
Das Inchworm
I love how both rape game and rape gameS are on the list...this is so very sad.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:08
itemforty
Oh that's too funny.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:08
Twisted Imp
#35

Wii Sucks

lol, just lol.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:08
BFeld13
#20 and #61 ftw
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:08
tsunamikitsune
Destructoid: Your number one source for video game news and RAPE
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:09
topgeargorilla
thats at once sad and gross.
Wiisucks has his own search slot?!

And dtoid is kinda smutty, huh?
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:09
Jonathan Holmes
Robert Summa?

Who's that?
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:10
BlueWolf72
72.
sexy video games

^

my number!
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:10
PsychoSoldier
final fantasy porn lol
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:11
king3vbo
Fucking epic!

Number 90 = final fantasy porn

LULZ
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:12
Thornnn
I find this both Disturbing and Hilarious not unlike myself.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:12
wardrox
wait.. this isn't the place for my Wii Porn?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:12
vexed alex
I like how a few of those are about hacking consoles and playing games illegally.

"copy wii games"
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:13
brosef
I love how "rape" and "sexy beach #3" (whatever that is) ranks above www.destructoid.com. What's up with that?

"jade raymond comic destructoid"
lol, wut?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:14
Clockwork
60. Hot chicks

17 seconds

Haha!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:14
Riser Glen
I hate using this word, but: Classic!
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:17
Tekoa
yay for wiisucks
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:24
MaxVest
Where's this #24 Tifa hentai I was promised? LIES!!!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:24
Brian Szabelski
LOL

Also:

80. Ron Workman

Congrats to Ron. You're Internet famous!
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:24
RestingSound
Wow you guys are ranked 8 for "boobies" on google, that is pretty damn good.

http://www.destructoid.com/squeeze-her-boobies-to-go-pew--31371.phtml
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:29
ShadowXOR
You guys really owe a lot to Wii Sucks, he's really bringing in the traffic!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:29
Excel-2011
I heard about Destructoid from a link to an article about shmups.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:31
Samit Sarkar
#47: lol wut
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:36
Evil Cheese
Looks like we know what our user base is made up of, huh?

Porn? What porn? I don't see any of this porn you speak of ( well except maybe nerdcore and the topless wii chicks, but thats partial nudity, not porn). Is there a secret porn tab that I don't know about?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:42
Cheeburga
I searched all of those.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:44
Neonie
I actully found Dtoid threw a link that took me to the blog of that one chick that was scared off but the abusdence of the community respounding to her blog xD.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:46
Kif
WiiSucks is an internet celebrity!

I found it through Gorilla Mask back in the old days when writers posted with nick names instead of their real ones.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:52
MechaMonkey
So where are we hiding all the porn?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:56
Sharpless
rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:59
Danmartigan
dammit Sharpless, you just brought like 12,000 more second life players to the site.
Koobert's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:12
Koobert
And yet, this site has less shameless promotion of boobs than Gamesradar. Niero, you have to work on that.

More boobs.

And for us gay gamers, more banana hammocks.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:29
bottled dark
rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game rape game
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:31
BluDesign
lol @ lemon

Publik Edmakashun WORKS!

YAY!!!!!

I knew those rape games would come back to haunt us all. That's the last time I do a 6,000 word essay on Battle Raper 2.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:32
Variable Gear
LOL @ # 80
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:45
pizzaface
destructiod lmfao

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Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:51
Bob Muir
I want to know more about this rape game.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:53
Niero
thanks for optimizing our site for rape keywords guys, I don't know where I'd be without you
Lithium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 00:04
Lithium
now whenever somone searches for those things they'll find this post.

Also cocks.

and boobies
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 00:44
Knivy
That list brings reassurance that I am at the right place =)
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 00:50
Arugala9
This is great.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 00:56
Sharpless
@Niero
You'd be less popular in the rape community, that's where you'd be.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 01:54
SLiFE
Whoa whoa whoa...
ron workman is all the way down at #80?
Oninusar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 03:06
Oninusar
what a glorious find... BOOBIES COCKS TIFA HENTAI RAPE!

*cough*
assbees's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 03:31
assbees
Somebody needs to put a rape character in mugen.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 04:07
glipe
You're gonna get raped!!

if you come to destructoid. =D

p.s. Rape game, rape games. Just adding to the potential for anyone searching for those two terms to find here again. Then, we rape them.

Rape game.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 04:48
liam2015
Rape game.

I dont even know.

WIN
Super Cool Guest from the Future's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 05:18
Super Cool Guest from the Future
Did D-toid cover Battle Raper? That has to be the stupidest game I've ever heard of, and I'm from the future.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 05:28
casualweaponry
Frankly, this site sucks.

There's no Tifa hentai, no trannys, and no naked Jim Sterling wearing nothing but a monocle. Not even a single tentacle up in this joint.

By the way, Princess Peach called. She said that Destructoid is a cockteasing bitch
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 05:38
Eschatos
Who searches for Olivia Munn nude?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 05:56
atheistium
RAPE!!

Also agreed wit Eschatos! I would rather search for Dolphin nudes :p WAIT :O!!1
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