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Even better than First Post. Introducing COMMENT ZERO
Niero \| 4:10 PM on 09.04.2007	82 comments

We just added a little note next to the comment time stamp (and due to the way arrays are displayed in PHP), the first comment record is actually displayed as a zero instead of the number one. Instead of correcting this by adding everything with plus one, Tom suggested that zero was way more l337 anyway and we agreed that it shall remain.

Another Destructoid Industries innovation, brought to you by the letter Beer.

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69 comments | showing # 1 to 50

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Niero

COMMENT ZERO!

EternalDarkWing

1st

Comment One.

DAMMIT!

bluemeep

Erotic.

EternalDarkWing

GG asian beef man.

Riser Glen

Comment Zero is superior.

Hows about a link that lets you link to a comment you're quoting?

Innovation: A product of Chieftain Enterprises�

Neonie

0 is much sexier

Tiff

[this is good]
tee hee

taumpytears

Comment zero, the future of comments.

Simon

The letter Beer... god damn I don't know the alphabet anymore

Kryptinite

bring on the beer!!

BluDesign

You guys should patent the use of Comment Zero.

MAD CASH. Everyone at least posts first comment like 3-4 times. So that Zero is a lock.

Kryptinite

so, it's this backwards compatible with older post? So i can see who won the contest a week ago?

Colette Bennett

I'm chaning my user name to Comment Zero. It's fuckin hardcore.

Morrius

Comment zero just makes it easier to get first. :)

Kif

First posters are gonna have such a hard time with this.

Kif, prepare to be surprised.

kawitchate

oh man, i just realized it'll say X comments on a story but when you take a look at what number comment the story is actually on, it'll be X - 1.

TOO CONFUSING! thanks a lot beer!

Joe Burling

Comment Zero is better than sex, except that it's not quite as good as sex.

WastelandTraveler

COMMENT 22 OMG!

Darren Nakamura

Zeroth (plus twenty-two)!

blehman

What about -first posters?

No shit though comment zero is pretty friggin cool.

Tiff

[this is good]
tee hee!

Kif

ChiefMan: Are you speaking from exerience? Cos I'm looking at #1, and I don't see your name above it.

ZING!

I love how this blog post is just everyone guessing their post number as well. I will not conform bitches!

EternalDarkWing

GG Tiff. 14 minute delayed double post.

comradetrotskii

I eagerly await the introduction of comment Π

comradetrotskii

What kind of fucking pi is that.

Hammerhand

Comment zero fascinates me.

Cowzilla3

Ok I suck at photoshop but someone needs to make a Resident Comment Zero wallpaper, yesterday.

Kif

Hahaha, oh wow. Tiff's long double post is epic. I wonder if anyone can legitimately beat it.

BFeld13

thirty-fourth!

AngelsDontBurn

TURDY FIVE!

Aaron Mxy Yost

I prefer comment Mega Man.

tehuberone

DAMMIT couldn't get 13,37 will have to do.

Topher Cantler

God, I love you boss.

masterledz

#39
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!

Phist

0. +40! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Dale North

dtoid innovation at work

ZigZagMan

42 get!

Zac Bentz

"Instead of correcting this by adding everything with plus one, Tom suggested that zero was way more l337 anyway and we agreed that it shall remain."

Now you just need to work on making the red "Comments" line read "0" until there are two comments. The noobs will be all "Yeah bitches! I'm all fast and have nothing better to do! First poSHIT WHAT?!"

Namelessted

comment forty five

Namelessted

holy shit Niero, you have just destroyed the comment system. Well, I am going to abuse it anyway. I would never want to count how many comments there are but now i can just go to the end of every post and say "comment #" and I will be a douchebag for doing it. I am so worthless it isn't even funny.

SLiFE

We just have to keep the comments coming til it rolls over back to zero.

Brad Rice

Way to fail, Lemon. Niero, let me guess: this was so that you didn't have to count the 333rd comment in the Halo giveaway.

Eschatos

Goddamn this is fucking annoying.

ninjon

Dear Jesus what have you done?

Just look at the first comment of nearly every clog since this was posted.

LostCrichton

Yea! Innovation Through Beer! Thanks Niero.

LarkOhiya

commence comment # 53 !!! yeah im cool!

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