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Buttplugs? Where? Where?
Love hurts.
Mr. Destructoid's favorite sound is the lamentation of women.
could you imagine being piss drunk and puking through the grates?
now lets see that in slow mo
LOL....it's the price you have to pay. I want in.
Actually, the helmet gave me a +2 Intelligence buff
mmm, pain.
I'm suddenly scared to try it on. Not because of the bleeding, mind you, but because of my epic hair. I don't want it caught in that thing.
That's not a severed artery, that's a love bite.
Mr. Destructoid requires penace from his robot army.
Only Hamza could sum it up so well.
wow
It's horrible dark thirst is only quenched by the pure blood of gamers!!!!!
I hate hitting buttons randomly, now I look like a douche.
Also, what what in the butt?
It's actually made of metal? damn, I thought it was cardboard with foil wrapped around it.
The more you know.....
Niero, you should totally get someone who works with metal to make you a new one and get them to soften all of the edges and make it of aluminum. It's stainless steel isn't it? That's heavy shit.
When is D'toid going to go all out and build a fuckin' monster truck?
My lips started bleeding afterwards.
...but then, they tend to do that in the winter. They’re always so damn chapped.
The Destructoid helmet raped me.
lawlz. for the first time Dtoid looks like is fearing for his life on that samit pic. Look @ the eyes!!! lmao.
Expect the Super Helmet soon, guys. It's awesome.
the helmet is as big and lethal as it looks in pictures you have my word for it. I think it took of layers of skin from my ears >.>
I just want to know when you're gonna start selling them in the store. DO WANT!
nothing happened to me when i wore the helmet except all the pictures that got taken of me in it were too blurry :(... maybe its cuase i was wearing a ninja mask as well
I wanna' wear it!!! Who wouldn't want to see a robot with an epic red beard?
I fell off the stairs, I swear.
No it wasn´t the helmet, I fell off the stairs, i fell of the staiiiirs.
Dtoid Helmet: Cutting bitches' faces off since 2006
I am willing to sacrifice my body for the Helmet.
eeek......sounds painful.....painfully FUN!!
I would love to get the chance to wear the real one. I could only imagine how much yours weighs in comparison with the new one I made.
I swear something poked my head wearing it, lol. Wearing a beanie underneath totally makes sense.
Put silver-coloured foam around the sharp-edges. Should sort out the laceration issues.
that's what she said
I'm with the editors and Daedhead.
Mr. Destructoid requires blood oaths of loyalty.
If the Destructoid god desires blood who are we to deny it.
Someone dying from the helm is going to happen....and it's going to be amazing.
Whos for sacrificing virgins to the helmet? Anyone?
Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt. :)
:D
I shall call upon the challenge of putting on the helmet of death when we meet at E3! Hopefully I make it out in one piece =/
That's definately how I want to go.
"FINALLY I HAVE THE HELMET ON. I CAN NOW DIE IN PEACE"
*cuts neck with edge of the helmet.*
I wish I had a robot face.
Tazar couldn't see shit cap'n.
I want it