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Editors: The Destructoid helmet leaves a trail of blood and ruin
Niero | 4:45 PM on 06.24.2008 47 comments




A couple of nights ago the editors and I were talking about the Destructoid Helmet, which as you know is made of various sheets of metal I hammered together in a drunken hurry to wear something notable to E3 some years ago when we started the site. I didn't have the foresight to sand the thing down. There's some photos of us where my fingers are all bloody, its pretty embarrassing. I really love letting people wear it when we go places, but at their own risk! Here's what they said:

Dyson: That damn helmet is pretty lethal. I almost killed a girl at the White Wolf party with it

Topher: I actually have a scar on my finger from the original one. I'm not kidding.

Chad: Yeah, I cut my neck a little when I wore it in Miami. Amazing. :) :)

Topher: It hurts because it loves.

Brad: Then what are the AIDS the helmet gives? A wedding ring?

CTZ: Buttplugs.



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Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Buttplugs? Where? Where?
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Love hurts.
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
Mr. Destructoid's favorite sound is the lamentation of women.
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
could you imagine being piss drunk and puking through the grates?
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
now lets see that in slow mo
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
LOL....it's the price you have to pay. I want in.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Actually, the helmet gave me a +2 Intelligence buff
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
mmm, pain.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I'm suddenly scared to try it on. Not because of the bleeding, mind you, but because of my epic hair. I don't want it caught in that thing.
bluemeep's Destructoid Blog
That's not a severed artery, that's a love bite.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
Mr. Destructoid requires penace from his robot army.
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
Only Hamza could sum it up so well.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
It's horrible dark thirst is only quenched by the pure blood of gamers!!!!!
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
I hate hitting buttons randomly, now I look like a douche.

Also, what what in the butt?
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
It's actually made of metal? damn, I thought it was cardboard with foil wrapped around it.

The more you know.....
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
Niero, you should totally get someone who works with metal to make you a new one and get them to soften all of the edges and make it of aluminum. It's stainless steel isn't it? That's heavy shit.
MaximusPaynicus's Destructoid Blog
When is D'toid going to go all out and build a fuckin' monster truck?
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog


My lips started bleeding afterwards.

...but then, they tend to do that in the winter. They’re always so damn chapped.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
The Destructoid helmet raped me.
Crunshii's Destructoid Blog
lawlz. for the first time Dtoid looks like is fearing for his life on that samit pic. Look @ the eyes!!! lmao.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Expect the Super Helmet soon, guys. It's awesome.
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
the helmet is as big and lethal as it looks in pictures you have my word for it. I think it took of layers of skin from my ears >.>
CaptainApocalypse's Destructoid Blog
I just want to know when you're gonna start selling them in the store. DO WANT!
Buster's Destructoid Blog
nothing happened to me when i wore the helmet except all the pictures that got taken of me in it were too blurry :(... maybe its cuase i was wearing a ninja mask as well
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
I wanna' wear it!!! Who wouldn't want to see a robot with an epic red beard?
Teta's Destructoid Blog
I fell off the stairs, I swear.
No it wasn´t the helmet, I fell off the stairs, i fell of the staiiiirs.
007's Destructoid Blog
Dtoid Helmet: Cutting bitches' faces off since 2006
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
I am willing to sacrifice my body for the Helmet.
PaperBowser0's Destructoid Blog
eeek......sounds painful.....painfully FUN!!
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
I would love to get the chance to wear the real one. I could only imagine how much yours weighs in comparison with the new one I made.


AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
I swear something poked my head wearing it, lol. Wearing a beanie underneath totally makes sense.
Batthink's Destructoid Blog
Put silver-coloured foam around the sharp-edges. Should sort out the laceration issues.
TheToiletDuck's Destructoid Blog
that's what she said
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
I'm with the editors and Daedhead.

Mr. Destructoid requires blood oaths of loyalty.
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
If the Destructoid god desires blood who are we to deny it.
mix's Destructoid Blog
Someone dying from the helm is going to happen....and it's going to be amazing.
falinter's Destructoid Blog
Whos for sacrificing virgins to the helmet? Anyone?
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt. :)
Dyson's Destructoid Blog
:D
xBBx's Destructoid Blog
I shall call upon the challenge of putting on the helmet of death when we meet at E3! Hopefully I make it out in one piece =/
deiga-the-semivaliant's Destructoid Blog
That's definately how I want to go.

"FINALLY I HAVE THE HELMET ON. I CAN NOW DIE IN PEACE"

*cuts neck with edge of the helmet.*
randombullseye's Destructoid Blog
I wish I had a robot face.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Tazar couldn't see shit cap'n.
nebones's Destructoid Blog
I want it


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