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Destructoid sells out! New logo, new url
Niero | 4:23 AM on 12.01.2007 54 comments




Its been a tough two years as an independent gaming publication. There's always so much temptation to sell out, and we've been so dumb not to take it at every turn! This is why we're changing. From now on, reviews are for sale. Want a 11/10 for your shit game? Just whip out your credit card! Don't like one of our editors? We'll fire him -- or better -- choke him in front of his family in a pool of his own blood for 3 low monthly payments! We're also thinking of getting rid of the whole robot thing and finding a nice young urban guy to wear gold chains to better represent us in the media. Gotta represent that C|ash Money we 'bout to make.

Come see the new Destructoid. Borrowing a page from leading game companies in the industry, we hope you'll like our new logo. We call it...

Cashwh0re.com

Now its official!

ps. Never forget :D



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tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:30
tehuberone
CASHWH0RE FTW!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:32
EternalDeathSlayer
CashWh0re: WE THE BEST
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:33
Macca
And THIS is why Destructoid is the best site on the internet.
Little Burro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:36
Little Burro
"Formally Destructoid Until Gamespot Showed us the way." Lol
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:36
Putthebottledown
haha wow... this is all to much for me at 6 in the morn... but I love it
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:39
tehuberone
FOLLOW THE WAY OF GAMESPOT!

How much for Cashwh0re HD?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:44
EternalDeathSlayer
That"DJ Khaled" image is just pure fucking gold dude. Fucking hilarious. I want to meet that guy, so I can laugh everytime he opens his mouth.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 04:45
trydizon
Win.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 05:02
BS3 Owner
Mr. Destructoid with Crunk Teeth! WOW!
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 05:09
cjpkiller
is it can be reviews tiem?
ratatouille... 10/10
hannah montana 14/10
legend of zelda twilight princess 4/10 wait what?!
REV' ANT' YOU'RE FIRED.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 05:19
Darren Nakamura
Hilarious.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 05:25
Kif
Oh hai I am working for super dooper company known as SONY THE DEVIL GODS, and I would like to purchase ads on Destructoid helmet so we can seem "down with the homies and crackers" while you "kick it west coast style" when you are drinking kthx? Plz reply asap cos we don't want M$ to get it >:( I HAET U BILL U SMELL LIKE DUNG!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 05:34
Maurice Tan
Epic win!
ConsFEARacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 05:37
ConsFEARacy
It's about time!
Dead247's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 06:13
Dead247
I'll pay my last paycheck which wasn't very much to ban wiisucks IP from teh internets.
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 06:50
xper
yeah i wanna get fucking paid too!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 07:17
falinter
god destructoid is so much fun.

i need you to publicly trade so i can invest my life savings into you.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 07:34
wardrox
Just... so... damn...good.

I really do <3 Destructoid.

So when's Jim getting fired?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 07:51
king3vbo
Niero, you never cease to amaze me. Fucking brilliant my friend, fucking brilliant
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 07:56
infinity
give up da cash
e-Thug's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:00
e-Thug
More ads please.....
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:02
BFeld13
Lulz
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:03
Aaron Mxy Yost
When do the McGriddle ads start showing up?
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:14
BluDesign
There's an article up on ValleyWag about Jeff's firing.

Best quote: "What you might not be aware of is that GS is well known for appealing mostly to hardcore gamers."

Nooooo, you know, if you were to step in their marketing department and take a look at their demo charts, you'd probably see that their appeal mostly lies with CHILDREN!

"Destructoid will never merge with Gamespot. We're not going to sell-out the soul of the site." -Niero
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:14
Butmac
WHERE ARE MY POPUPS??
pierrerodriguez's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:20
pierrerodriguez
that'll do pig, that'll do.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:38
Silverback 55
Thank you, Thank you so very much.
CronosBlade's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:40
CronosBlade
GODDAMN YOU ARE AWESOME.

Not as awesome as me, but awesome
SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:43
SPIDER PIG
money money money money
{high piched} money
SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:43
SPIDER PIG
{pitched} money
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 08:47
atheistium
NEVAR FORGETS
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 09:42
liam2015
So if I give you guys 15 bucks a month, will you give me more pixels on my game trailers? You will? For more than 15 bucks? SWEET!

Also, Epic Win
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 09:46
Rockvillian
Money is the greatest thing ever!

Also, sarcasm!
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 09:50
foxhound009
@toxicprince

:/ ........... please don't post such pictures.. it's good to be funny.. but that is just NOT funny.. :/
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 09:52
Pedro Blandino
last night niero, you brought a tear to my eye with your announcement
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 09:55
foxhound009
Can I rent a stripper at destructoid???

is nex avaible?? ;)
tell him to put some gold chains on :D
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 09:59
foxhound009
Dtoid just can't change.. if it will..... there will be no good gamesites left :/ ... don't change it Niero... keep it like that :)
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 10:02
Eschatos
Best site evar.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 10:59
Kryptinite
fucking awesome :)
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 11:08
Brian Szabelski
So with all this new cash coming in, when do we get our first stipend?
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 11:56
Ub3rSlug
HEIL CASHHOE.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 12:08
BlindsideDork
Like a fat kids loves cake yo!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 12:30
Clockwork
HELL. YES! So are you offically paying the community for visiting the site?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 12:59
Bob Muir
I wonder how many people will think you actually sold out? This is where we separate the awesome people from the retards, methinks.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 13:04
Knivy
<3 Dtoid

Also, now that I think about it, a robot helmet made of gold would be awesome!
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 13:26
masterledz
Epic lulz right thur. Nevar Forget!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2007 13:38
AgentMOO
I rofld my waffls
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 09:26
Snaileb
Good job mexican
supernaut's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 16:43
supernaut
plz include a big ass ad and a 9.9 review of it!
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