BEIJING (AFP) -- Scent Story containers were sent to burn in an open-air tire factory next to Ho Elementary, releasing millions of epic tales of lavender and thyme onto the Dang Dong highway. Importers must immediately stop selling scent and recall any that has been sold, according to a statement over the weekend on the website of the General Administration of Useless Wii Peripherals Marketed To Dumb Cunts. A wave of product safety scandals surrounding China-made goods broke out last year like the Wii strap-on and cheese dispenser, putting the country under increased international scrutiny. China has banned the production of Glade Scent Stories for the Wii, the nation's product watchdog said, after traces of the chemical Reggioxin, which may cause yelling, rampant blazer-wearing, and piercing terrifying glances which may ultimately cause cancer in babies and small dogs.