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Destructoid used to be my tiny personal blog on the web, and now it's grown into this crazy monstrosity of a gaming community. Needless to say, I'm proud of what we've done and optimistic we can do a whole lot more. I've been at this with all my heart since 2006. I really love what I do, and hope you enjoy our writers' work.



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James: Today I was moved to RealityKings. Its a little more intense than working for Fling, which was the quasi-dating thing I signed up for. The guy sitting next to me does Flash design and all he does is pull images and videos of the shit.

Niero: You know, I'm a little hesitant to work for porn. Aside from the obvious reasons, how are you supposed to enjoy porn in your home after you work in it all day?

James: Yeah, everyone there is just like "it's just porn, whatever". I guess I'll get used to it.

Niero: And you'll come home and have to resort to porn about animals in food costumes fisting each other, as the normal porn will have no effect on you whatsoever.

James: Hah! Yeah, just like that Southpark episode. Don't be alarmed if I start bringing Japanese girls over to shit on my chest and torture me.

Niero: Speaking of Japanese weird shit, look at this game I just got. It's called Bobobo-bo-bobobo. Its based on a Shonen Jump manga and anime.

James: (puzzling over the weird box) What the fuck is this? What kind of weird studio makes this?





Niero: Hudson, same guys that do Bomberman. This afro guy walks facing the screen through trees as bad guys jump out of the trees to get him. You have to fend them off using these giant nose hairs, one per analog stick. Sometimes your friends are trapped in crates. If you rescue them they dance behind you. The soundtrack is amazing.

James: Didn't you have another game like this with Maracas?

Niero: Samba de Amigo! I have it right there. That game's very different though. Well, also different from other games too. I gravitate towards this oddball stuff.

James: I remember seeing that when you first got it in all Japanese, you didn't know what the hell was going on but you were enjoying it anyway with all the weir shit on the screen.

Why are you always getting these weird games?

Niero: When you have access to all these games you start looking for the most unusual shit as the normal stuff doesn't hold my attention whatsoever. Careful what you wish for, right?

It's kind of like the porn thing. Same principle.

James: We're lucky. But you know we're both doomed.

Niero: Yup.
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In the end though, isn't everyone doomed in their own way?

Anyhow, this was a pretty cool story bro.

And the name "Bangbus" still makes me chuckle.
Wow. Nice blog, Niero. And also great explanation of one of life's curses and blessings. (I consider it a blessing anyway.)
I'm not exactly sure what just happened, but it was awesome.
This dialog is so perfect. It really sounds like it could have been pulled straight out of a comedy.
Have you two ever, you know... experimented?

Just ah wondering that's all -slowly rubs body-
Haha, that was awesome. Sounds like it's just out of a TV show.

Except a good one, of course.
Interesting analogy LOL!
Fapping this as I fap to this. Mmm.
Sounds like you are getting a little burnt out on video games. I don't blame you. When you have to deal with so many games, I'm sure they all tend to blend together. And it's not like you are a regular consumer who can pick and choose what you want to play. Everyone will send you everything. I know when I get two games at the same time, I can never truly enjoy either as I always feel guilty when I'm not playing the other game. There is such thing as too much of a good thing.

I say it's time for a Caribbean cruise! The fall rush is almost over and it'll be some time till the spring wave hits. I'm sure we won't cause too many fires while our robot-overlord recharges his batteries.
Wow. I was pissed off to the point where I believed nothing would make me feel better tonight. Then I read this.

Thank you Niero. Thank you.
I didn't see that analogy till the end, lol.
Hahaha the humor was perfectly capped off by Mr. Sadistic. I love it.
Niero your awesome bio is gone. :(
Man...I need to meet this dude.

I NEED TO MAKE A TRIP TO MIAMI!!
Now I'm horny and I want to play video games. Thanks a lot Niero.

Great post, as usual.
I need to see Niero's game collection.
And by that logic, I'm a bit scared of his neighbor's porn collection.
So bobobo is just like japanese girls pooping on my chest?!
I was going to make a joke describing Bobo-bo-bobobo as the 2 girls 1 cup of gaming, but after watching the video it just looks too amazing.
What a coincidence, I'm burned out on the same old regular games AND porn. Guess that means I need to find some Bobobo-bo-bobobo porn two kill two birds with one really weird f'ing stone.
your cblog never fails to make me smile :3
Do you know the MILF Hunter, too?

"James: Yeah, everyone there is just like "it's just porn, whatever". I guess I'll get used to it."

Probably the saddest sentence I've ever read.
ROFL, I love it
haha, I can totally relate.
So many people can relate to this.
"Today I was moved to RealityKings" he sounds sad^^
Amazing.. I just wonder if he'll get around to showing you the bangbus.

Does the bangbus make loud noises being nearby?

If you ever tour it, hopefully it will have a fresh smell.. At least a certain level of freshness like the industrial-strength cleaner adult book/movie stores use for its cleaning products instead of an incredibly weak car air freshener scent.
Awesome blog.
That Bobobo-bo-bobobo game looks incredible.
Awesome blog. It's funny/melancholic how someone spends their lives getting into cool stuff just to see it become mundane, yet no one ever goes "I'm this giant rockstar made of sex, but all I want is crunch numbers down in accounting".
I love you.
And thanks for skipping on dTunes you ass :P
This my be the most accurate time that I've ever fapped a blog.

Oh and I now want to live wherever you do one day. You've officially made Seasame Street the second best place ever in my heart.
lol, both doomed...
The Bobobo anime is amazing.
Boo obobobob obobobo

Sigh, amazing how much random music I can upload to my iPod...
There was a Bo-BoBo game on the PS2 and I didn't know about it?! I need to get it NOW.
See I haven't resorted to the weird Japanese shit - just casual XBLA and facebook apps.
lol I love you man, that bobobo game makes perfect sense to me o.o
LOLipops
haha you guys needs to do a collaboration!
Bangbus is awesome.
Having seen the anime that game probably would still freak me out.
Bangbus... I remember their ads from newgrounds back in the day. haha
that Bobobo-bo-bobobo game made my life.
Keep the faith Niero... Keep the faith.
i would love to see one of these guys wearing the DTOID helmet during a shoot.
pick up girl in costume, then bang her in the bus with the mask still on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess this means "Videogames = Art" arguments will now be replaced with "Videogames = Porn".

<sigh> We were so close...
so should bang buses motto be, also games?

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