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Hi, I started Destructoid. Ever heard of it?



Destructoid used to be my tiny personal blog on the web, and now it's grown into this crazy monstrosity of a gaming community. Needless to say, I'm proud of what we've done and optimistic we can do a whole lot more. I've been at this with all my heart since 2006. I really love what I do, and hope you enjoy our writers' work.



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About a month ago I actually ran a 5k (3 miles) wearing the Mr. Destructoid helmet in the Ocean Drive 5k, a charity that benefits the Miami Children's Hospital. When it was over we went down to the beach and found five British girls in a cloudy haze of ganja on the shore. Instant postcard! (Hit the gallery for the full size)

We have a video of the event somewhere -- we'll be sure to put it up after GDC madness ends :)
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PIMPTASTIC!!!!!
Argh my eyes! All I'm seeing is Orange!

Awesome charity work though!
I like the "hey, what can I say?" type of expression that picture is conveying.
My new wallpaper.
I think you're sexier than those girls.
I love English chicks!!

Also I think running in that helmet is an accomplishment on its own. Flex those neck muscles!!
wants to move to Miami.
VGMari said it best.

How come none of the hot English chicks live in England =[.

PS: The new Mr.Destructoid helmet looks a LOT bigger and heavier than the old one. Is it?
Yea that must have been insane with that helmet.
So what was the sweat situation like in that helmet after 3 miles of running? Did you have some ultra secret perspiration-absorbing technology built in?

Nice shorts.
So did you win the race?
Who wears short shorts? Mr. Destructoid wears short shorts!

Running a 5K in that helmet sounds insane, I gotta see that video...
Mr. Destructoid digs the heavy hotties. It's okay, so do I.
LOL...awesome.
Instead of "Runner" it should read "Winner 1819"
damn England exporting the thick crust. Least the black chick is hot. *hears "booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere" in my head*
Why are you such a pimp Niero?
lol yeah, those shorts were amazing. they were bright green and very small to go with my green socks and green shoes. I wanted people to rubberneck/crash their cars if I jogged by

The helmet is huge and heavy. it's 8 pounds and 25% bigger than the last one. I have to wear a folded towel around my head to keep it from slipping. My neck was sore for a week after I did that but it was so worth it!
I love that my boyfriend is such an epic pimp ^___^
Lol so awesome! That dark orange girl looks HOT!

The fact that you ran that far with that helmet on is most impressive!
A BLACK BRITISH GIRL?!?!

Also woooo Miami!
Those are some damn fine legs, Mr. Destructoid.
Do you fabreeze the helmet between uses or just hose it down? Just curious. Also, awesome pic.
I love you man! Oh, I have something I want to send you for the "Random Crap" contest... but it's effing huge! Maybe I'll deliver it in person... with beer.
Wow, that's excellent. Very very bright. :D
I love how the fat girl is relegated to the back row
Niero is bringing sexy back.
Niero, you sly dog :)
Awesome pic Niero :)
black chick's hair is freaking me the hell out.
Damn, you ah pimpin
That was awesome!
Yeah. That's just pure awesome.
Niero the pimp :-)
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Mr. Destructoid is living large. I'd like to have his children.
Nice going Niero, but dude what did you do with the other destructoid head? If you're just gonna chuck you should put it up for auction or as a prize in some contest because I'm sure everyone here would love that.
HAWT!
thats saucy
Man I wish I had a robot helmet to pick up chicks with
Baller.
I want to be pimp as you when I grow up.
Colette I thought that you would be jealous. ^^
That must have been hot. Both the helmet and the girls :P
Niero, you so SEXI :D
I think this is how Helghast see the world.

That's a great picture though. The expressions really sell it!
Destructoid is bringing apartheid back.

also nice fucking shorts. i bet you pulled off that look with the green socks and everything so well.
BIG PIMPIN
Those shorts.....fucking win

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