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I've got to get to PAX one of these days when I have the time. And the money. And I don't live in Utah.
Wearing the helmet makes you a robogod, fact. I wish I could go to Seattle every year. I miss the Red Elephant.
Also, new version still incoming!? Woot wooooooooot!
Also, new version still incoming!? Woot wooooooooot!
God, I wore the v2 helmet a few years ago. I'm 5' 4" and 120 lbs. Could not see past my feet and had to be lead around everywhere. Toooooo bad PAX is really not so worth going to these days.
>I founded this site a billion years ago
This is literally true. Historians have determined that most, if not all, of the world's major religions were based on the teachings of Mr. Destructoid.
This is literally true. Historians have determined that most, if not all, of the world's major religions were based on the teachings of Mr. Destructoid.
Does the helmet come equipped with see through vision, you know like see through walls, doors, clothes, buildings. I NEED TO KNOW DAMMIT!
Just hearing that it's three times lighter than the last makes me want to try it on. I'll demand it from you when I see you at PAX.
Speaking as someone whose worn multiple editions of the helmet (and got to sport it at PAX back when it was the exclusive domain of oldfags), I wish to add the following: "3x lighter" still makes it an Olympic weightlifting event, and I will confirm that it is a complete sex magnet. Unfortunately, it does not yet shoot eye lasers, but you can bluff like it does.
Can't wait to see you in C-addle, you beautiful bastard.
Can't wait to see you in C-addle, you beautiful bastard.
I am so sad that I won't be seeing you guys at PAX this year. Like, more sad about that than any other consequence of losing my day job.
