Oh, hi. Unless you're what we fondly call an "oldfag", you might not recognize me. I'm Niero. I founded this site a billion years ago. I definitely don't cblog as much as I should. Shameful! It's not without some sheepishness though, as I've been trying to modernize our software for the last two years (and failed miserably once, on my second go-around now) so I'm usually in my mancave tinkering away at our someday future version of the site. I'm not a good programmer. Luckily I've hired some people. Wheh. More on this later.
Pictured: San Francisco editor Steven Hansen and my neighbor Katy
Anyway, I'll be at PAX in a few weeks with my robot child Mr. Destructoid. Come find me and demand to try the new helmet on. It now has programmable lights, is 3x lighter than the previous one (believe it!) and instantly makes you a sex magnet. There's also an optional pair of pimp shoes if you're a size 10-11.
When I'm not working on the empire you can find me on instagram or twitter as @ dtoidniero.
See you soon!