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Meet the destructoid Team >>   Niero Gonzalez
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Hi, I started Destructoid. Ever heard of it?



Destructoid used to be my tiny personal blog on the web, and now it's grown into this crazy monstrosity of a gaming community. Needless to say, I'm proud of what we've done and optimistic we can do a whole lot more. I've been at this with all my heart since 2006. I really love what I do, and hope you enjoy our writers' work.



Left to right: Me, Jim, Rey, Dale, Conrad.

You can learn about the history of Destructoid on Wikipedia, there's a pretty nice article about some of the things we've done in both editorial and charity work.

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As for me, I'm pretty busy working on the future version of our site most of the time, so unfortunately I don't get to write as much as I would enjoy doing. I do go outside sometimes. The best thing I've ever done is volunteer. I didn't mean to dress like Luigi, it just kinda happened.



My primary job now as publisher is to keep the editorial team happy and build new features for you guys, our readers. I'm also one of the site's front-end programmers, so I'm always doing stuff behind the scenes. It's a lot of fun for me to switch jobs around the company and do a little bit of everything. I draw inspiration from a few places you may have heard of:



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My roommates are an infinite source of entertainment. Here's a video I shot right before PAX. Warning: you are not ready for the sexiness. Parents, hide your daughters.



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Daaaaamn, I thought my legs were hairy, but...well...Daaaaaaaaaaamn!
PFFFHFHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
That was awesome! Left your socks on though.

Party.

Foul.
Well it worked! He was pretty sexy at PAX and I don't think I ever saw him without a pretty girl on his arm (we were kinda making "girlfriend of the hour" jokes about those gals... all those gals... where on earth was he finding all those women??)
I like Hamza's dainty jump and the fact that it's like Niero caught him with his pants down.

Also, fuck San Fransisco has beautiful weather. I'd be living in California if I were American!
Please please turn down the jump-rope at night.

Thank you.
@AwesomeExMachina

Comment of the day.
Also, I fully expect at PAX Boston, people to be line dancing to the "Hamza" haha
In Soviet Russia, invisible jump rope jumps you!



I got nothing, sorry Niero. A Yakov Smirnoff line was the best I could do, and that's the ultimate in non-comment anti-humor. In Soviet Russia, those jokes tell themselves.
I randomly saw this last night and couldn't stop laughing. Man, Hamza. Those leg kicks were so dainty. He should get a Dainty Award of Daintiness.
I tried to kick like Hamza and fell over. =[

Dtoid has ruined my self esteem forever.
Saw this on Facebook last night. Fucking wonderful.
His teeth are WHITE!
Aw poor Hamza
Oh the sweet smell of embarrassment ahahaha!!
Man, I thought he was playing with a Kinect at first.
We need more of this.
You just had to add the grunts in there. I can't stop laughing.
"Fucking Troll his ass."

L
O
L
Amazing!
Lol! I didn't know sharks could jump rope!
Too sexy, senor! Too sexy!
I’ve never seen Hamza look so...defeated.
I am such a fan of the "random day at Destructoid HQ" series. It's like we get a little peak at the inside of the machine.
Oh.My.God.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Hahahah go, Hamza, go!
I shouldn't laugh....HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH
Nice dude, it was like he caught him rubbing one out. It's okay Hamza, we all do it man.
@Stevil
I'd lol if he'd have shaved legs in the next video. It's like we have some kind of influence on Hamza.
Why Hamza is caught in every awkard situation?
Unbelievably adorable.
this video makes my day that I was late to work but I don't regret it at all.
Too sexy for me...... :(
That is amazing.

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