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Nick Chester | 9:36 AM on 11.29.2008 66 comments




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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 09:44
MrSadistic
I hope you did apologized, dick... then again I did make fun of the special kids when I was in Junior High.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:07
garison
Wow, this was written the year I was born.

You are old!

JK, Brad, you know I don't mean it.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:08
Guagloves
I got sent to the principal's office once in elementary school.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:23
Y0j1mb0
I'm older.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:28
taumpytears
And I am young and beautiful! Eat it Chester!
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:31
SteamyV
Circa 1991

-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:31
-PL-
I was eight years old when this happened. This brings back memories though... I went to a magnet school as a kid, and had to take a taxicab to school with a few other kids, and we would cuss like sailors. The cab driver just didn't give a shit.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:37
Red TheHaze Veron
those words existed even in those prehistoric ages? AMAZING.
So what was it like to have a pet dinosaur?
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:37
Haxan
You'd be about the same age as me. You're not old.

Fuck.

Who am I kidding?
(The bus driver didn't hear me, did she?)
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:41
Vlambo
Damn, I was only 8 months old in the womb at the time of that happening. OLD NICK IS OLD
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:41
tazarthayoot
@Garison

who the fuck is brad?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:47
Justice
lol @ Tazar, and in turn, Garison
Nick it seems you've always been a rebel!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:55
Sharpless
Killing in the name of!

Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that wear forces
Are the same that burn crosses

Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya (now you're under control)
And now you do what they told ya (now you're under control)
And now you do what they told ya (now you're under control)
And now you do what they told ya (now you're under control)
And now you do what they told ya (now you're under control)
And now you do what they told ya (now you're under control)
And now you do what they told ya (now you're under control)

Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, T WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

MOTHERFUCKER
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:57
Wexx
Hah. I was born a bit before then Nick. NOT TO WORRY!
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:59
The GHost
The real mystery here is just who the intended target was. Gonna give us some insight old man? :D
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:03
Clockwork
Fuck you. Shit.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:03
-PL-
I'm imagining "SHIT, FUCK YOU!" in Topher's Nick Chester impersonation voice.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:08
superflossy
LOL at cussing on the bus. how come they scribbled out detention and just gave you a warning?

you're not that old. i was in fourth grade in '91.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:09
garison
@Tazarthayoot:

None of your fucking shitty business .
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:11
Mushman
Yes, yes you are

;)
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:15
eternalplayer2345
I was born 2 months later admist all that evil nick had created.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:21
Jesse Cortez
I was 8 years old at the time of time of "Shit-Fuck You-gate". They now teach it as the "Cuss Heard 'Round the World" :P

Also, Mr. Frangella is a poopypants.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:39
aborto thefetus
Let's see, you would be about 13 or 14 at the time and I was 2 then which means you are between 11 and 12 years older then me which would mean you are about 30.

.....that isn't THAT bad.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:41
Aertyr
Huuurrrk.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:43
power-glove
Gee, I wonder how that Nick character turned out.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:45
Nick Chester
To answer the question, I believe the intended target was probably another student, likely my friend. (I would have never yelled profanities at someone in all seriousness; I would have gotten my ass kicked!)

Also, Topher does a "Nick Chester" impression, does he? Well, I'm going to HAVE to hear this.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:04
Sharpless
NO, YOU GODDAMN FOOLS. HE KNOWS ABOUT THE IMPRESSION NOW. OH GODDAMN IT, YOU'VE FUCKED US ALL. GAME OVER, MAN. GAME FUCKING OVER.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:14
Aaron Mxy Yost
I hope you learned your lesson young man.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:29
vexed alex
@Aborto thefetus

Speak for yourself. Might as well kill yourself at that old age.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:31
PsychoSoldier
I was 4 years old.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:36
Brian Szabelski
I was in kindergarten when you were cussing out your friends on the bus.

Damn, I feel old.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:37
Maurice Tan
I bet the target said Guitar Hero was the best franchise ever and that all drums sets at events were properly calibrated ;)
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:42
braulio09
wow that paper is older than me by 10 months!

You, sir, are quite old.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:59
GuitarAtomik
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
SHIT! FUCK YOU!
Link39's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:00
Link39
You aren't THAT old.

I mean, You're younger than my dad.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:05
falinter
when i was playing with baby chicks in kindergarden Nick Chester was messin bitches up in middle school.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:07
RonBurgandy2010
Old bastard.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:17
ace of knaves
Why the hell did you keep a seventeen-year-old referral slip?
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:56
MEE
CUNT.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:07
pendelton21
That's nothing; I once told my gym teacher to suck a dick.

Years later, I found out he was a pedo. I didn't realise he would take my advice to heart...
Chopp's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:54
Chopp
Shit.

Fuck you.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:00
Colette Bennett
BAHAHHA!

Awesome. This reminds me of the time I wrote every dirty word I knew on a sheet of loose leaf paper in 7th grade and then had to explain myself to the school principal (who also happened to be a nun).
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:24
Darren Nakamura
Way to be old, oldie.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 17:30
king3vbo
That is fucking awesome
noxious's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 17:58
noxious
Whoa, if you're old then I am near old and that's quite alarming. :/
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 18:04
mid3vol
am i the only one that finds the name of that school odd? >.>
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 18:35
Technophile
damn, 7th grade in 91? I graduated in 95. If you are old then I should be getting some fucking senior discounts.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 19:47
Sharpless
Can "SHIT! FUCK YOU!" please be a Dtoid meme now?
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 20:10
GohanGVO
FHIT! SUCK YOU.

wait.
awkwardmongoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:40
awkwardmongoose
Oh god now Nick knows about the impression, way to ruin it:(
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