Yet again, I'm in the hospital. Lotsa fun, that. I'm not gonna go into great detail about it; suffice to say I sorta almost died, yet again.

The point here has very little to do with the hospital and has EVERYTHING to do with the Pokémon movies. See, I've been playing a ton of Pokémon Diamond lately so I'm WAY into all things mudkip, y'know? Hence, when I saw that Cartoon Network was running a ton of the movies this morning, I flipped em on, took a pull off of the morphine drip, and settled in for a bit of cheesy video game movie action.

I don't know if you guys have seen them, but they are not good. They're the same slapdash anime that the series consists of only slightly upgraded, and with three times more moralizing over the value of friends. The weird thing is, compared to all the other game movies out there, they are fucking masterpieces. In fact, at least the first one should be at the top of any game-to-movie top ten lists.

Yeah, I was as shocked as you are.

(Oh, and as a side note, if you guys don't see much content coming outta me over the next few days, it’s because this place filters their internet like a motherfucker, and I'm, y'know, sick. If anyone has a sweet workaround so that I can use Outlook, play WoW and access stuff like Destructoid (in a less-bulky-than-proxies fashion) I'd be eternally indebted.)