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Oh Nintendo...
Nerd Squadron | 3:38 PM on 08.07.2009 29 comments


I met Nintendo Christmas morning under a Christmas tree when I was 6 years old... He was only 64 bits back then but I thought he was so cute, we started playing and instantly became inseparable. I loved all our little games, rescuing the princess, flying spaceships, and even fighting! My favorite I pretended to be a little boy in little tunic rescuing a princess, and as we grew older I thought that Nintendo would be my one true love, always full of a youthful joy and wonder.

Cartridges became disks and we still were madly in love. Still playing our old games but in our haste to grow up we played more mature fair, guns and violence, but still Nintendo kept that beautiful sparkle that made me fall and love. Then I noticed some changes, he got thinner, more active but still seemed like the same Nintendo so I accepted him with love and open arms, and in the beginning it was just as beautiful as ever, we would stay up all night hanging out and smiling but soon... he started to change... he was losing that sparkle instead asking me to do things I just wasn't comfortable with, and instead of our grand adventures he wanted to play cheap, throwaway little mini-games... I felt so dirty... but I couldn't tell anyone...

So I kept my shame bottled up as Nintendo exploited me. He started fooling around with more casual types, almost ignoring me completely at times, occasionally coming back with that little glimmer of hope, and I came running back only to have him beat me down again and leave me crying... I was so stupid... I just wanted him to be back to what he was, to be innocent again... but now I realize that he's over me... he doesn't need me anymore... and all those years we spent together meant nothing to him.

I'm with a nice PC now... strong... I think I need that... and I have my 360 for support... but I know... the minute I see that little spark again... I'll come crawling back... I just can't help it... I still love him.

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VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 15:41
VWGTI
Dude, could you break that wall of text into pieces?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 15:42
blehman
lol, nice
Nerd Squadron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 15:45
Nerd Squadron
VWGTI, we'll do it if you dance a little for us.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 15:50
VWGTI
I don't dance for nobody. I ain't no ho!
Nerd Squadron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 15:51
Nerd Squadron
Well we did it anyway, we love you that fuzzywuzzy much.
Brett Hogg's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 15:56
Brett Hogg
Kill it, its the only way out of the relationship!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 16:06
blehman
Wait...no, SPAM FAILURE.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 16:38
garison
I liked this post, I can totally relate.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 16:53
Zippyduda
How is that a wall of text? Isn't at all.

My suggestion is, once you go black, you never go back. Get a PS3 or a Black Wii :]
ouched's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 16:57
ouched
I can relate, though my abusive relationship with Nintendo goes back to the NES. Hell, I still have a Virtual Boy complete with it's original packaging.

I guess it can't be helped. Nintendo is seeing a new audience of people who don't need any level of complexity at all to be entertained, and I'm now hanging out with PS360 and PC on weekends. I think we're both better off now.
Saskatchewhoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 16:57
Saskatchewhoa
You were 6 when you got a Nintendo 64; I was 4 when I got an NES. That was in 1989. Wow. I feel really old all of a sudden. I wholeheartedly agree with what you're saying here. When the Wii first came out, I thought it was going to be the second-coming of Nintendo. It seemed like the Big N was going to reclaim it's place as the console nearest to my heart- the way it was when I first started gaming. That being said, I don't really care that Nintendo and I have gone our seperate ways. I was definitely upset at first when I realized that I was NOT the target demographic the Wii was being marketed towards, but then I realized that part of the reason why I was unsatisfied was that my own tastes as a gamer had changed.

I've always been a fan of CRPGS and FPSs. I just never really owned a PC that was powerful enough to handle brand new PC games as they were coming out, whereas a Playstation (I'm talking PSONE here) allowed me to be on the cutting-edge of console gaming. Every once in awhile though, a PC game would come along and totally dominate my life and remind me there was an another world beyond Italian plumbers and mute Japanese protagonists, and that I loved that gaming world just as much (if not more).

These days, Western game development has increased in popularity to the point where many devs (such as Bioware) have become interested in the console market, which is like a dream come true for me- because I still don't have a PC powerful enough to handle new games like Crysis or The Witcher (despite how much I desperately want to play both of those). As far as I'm concerned, the more devs that move from the PCs to consoles the better. I'm sad that Nintendo and I don't see eye to eye anymore on what constitutes a great game (could you imagine what Bioshock Wii would be like?), but I'm beyond happy with my Xbox.
t0pc0w's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 17:17
t0pc0w
Holy wall of comment :)

Loved the post.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 17:25
Jonathan Holmes
Holy Crap, Garison's naked now!

Also, just because the Wii is marketed to more than just gamers doesn't mean there are any lack of "traditional" Nintendo games on the thing. Galaxy, Wario Land, Twilight Princess, Prime 3, and Brawl are here now, with Galaxy 2, Zelda Wii 2, New Super Mario Bros Wii, and Metroid: Another M on the way soon, not to mentio Sin and Punishment 2 which is SEX.

Like Saskatchewhoa, maybe your tastes have just changed.
Nerd Squadron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 18:25
Nerd Squadron
Thanks for the feedback guys, we appreciate it. Jonathan, we love the Wii games that came out in the early stages of the Wii and subsequently Brawl. But we can actually pinpoint the moment we were done with Nintendo. When they announced a New Zelda game, Spirit Tracks, and we didn't care.... and we LOVE Zelda. I guess we're a bit upset that our beloved company who practically raised us is much to involved with casual gamers.

Also, you should all feel dirty encouraging us to compare a gaming company to violent sexual abuse, naughty naughty gamers.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 18:25
pedrovay2003
I was thinking the same thing as Holmes. I've got a ton of games for the Wii, more than the PS3 and 360, and not one of them is a minigame compilation, except for Wii Sports Resort which rocks. They all last more than a few minutes, too.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 18:54
Jonathan Holmes
@ Nerd Squadron- Your opinion actually fills me with a sense of narcissistic satisfaction, as it fits in perfectly with a theory I've been playing around with.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 18:55
Kyle MacGregor
I think maybe you just don't want to care anymore. Even though you think Nintendo is focusing all their attentions on the expanded audience, I don't think that is really the case.

Is your problem more with third parties? Nintendo hasn't put out that many "Casual" games. Wii Music, Play, Fit, Sports, Resort and the upcoming Fit Plus. Okay that's 6 games in 3 years.

Compare that to Animal Crossing, Galaxy, Galaxy 2, NSMB Wii, Twilight Princess, Brawl, Punchout, Mario Kart, Another Code R, Metroid Prime 3, Wario Land Shake It,Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn, Super Paper Mario, Metroid Trilogy, Metroid Other M...the list goes on.

Personally unlike Holmes I'm more interested in the 3rd party efforts than the 1st party ones for once. The Wii is the new home of survival horror this generation it seems. Okami, No More Heroes, Madworld, The Conduit, World of Goo, Boom Blox, Boom Blox Bash Party, Umbrella Chronciles, Bit Trip Beat/Core, Lost Winds, Resident Evil 4, Cursed Mountain, Dead Space: Extraction, RE: Darkside Chronicles, No More Heroes 2,Monster Hunter Tri, The Grinder, Little Kings Story, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom , Muramasa, Fragile: Farewell Ruins of the Moon.

I'm going to be getting a PS3 soon but there's nowhere near as much on the system that interests me as much as the Wii is offering right now. I have about a dozen games I'm interested in...it'll be more than enough to keep me occupied but I think the little white box's library is extremely undervalued. It may not be HD but it's impressive in its own right and it's getting better all the time...especially lately.

So is it really Nitendo's fault for courting the "casuals"? Is it your fault for not caring? Or is it 3rd parties' fault for clogging the system library with shovelware?

And I don't care about Spirit Tracks because I don't have a DS and haven't purchased a portable console since the GB Pocket.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 19:17
Jonathan Holmes
@ Cad- Don't get me wrong, I'm totally psyched for all the 3rd party games coming to the Wii. I just didn't mention them here because Nintendo, as a developer, was the topic at hand.

And shame on me for forgetting Super Paper Mario and Punch-Out!!
Nerd Squadron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 19:22
Nerd Squadron
Jonathan we don' think it's that we want to prove we aren't ten anymore, if anything we're saying that we want it to be the same as when we were ten! We want our old Nintendo back because Nintendo was always that system that filled us with a child-like feeling of bliss.

Cadtal, we think it's a combination of all three, The Wii has allowed itself to become what it swore it wouldn't, a Gimmick, and this has attracted the 3rd parties because they know that the casual gamers will buy into these gimmicks, so we've stopped caring for the system when we go to our local gamestop and great games like some of the ones you listed (While others were merely ports, just sayin') are overshadowed but shovelware. And we state at the end of our little story that when they wave another Metroid in our face, we'll come crawling back. Which is true, we're probably going to buy Metroid M the day it comes out. We just miss old and whimsical Nintendo. Maybe we're just a little jaded?
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 19:44
Kyle MacGregor
@Holmes
It's alright I missed several that I could have pointed out in my list of quality third party games. I was also thinking about how this fit your theory when I was writing my response. Fits right into that newly maturing age group trying to rebel from what interested them when they were younger as well.

@Nerd Squad
I fail to see how the Wii is a Gimmick. It's a console. The leading console, regardless of what you think about it. If you think motion controls are a gimmick, that might hold a bit of credence. However, not all Wii games require Motion Control and many use it sparingly and very well. It doesn't always work well and in some cases it is very gimmicky and waggle heavy. However, Sony and Microsoft are developing their own motion controls and are hailing it as the future. Nintendo was ahead of the curve when those companies were calling it a gimmick. Now they're eating their words. The Stylus and the DS have absolutely trodden over the PSP. Motion controls are here to stay for the foreseeable future whether you like it or not.
Nerd Squadron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 20:36
Nerd Squadron
And we're not liking it to much Cad, we just see this future where people care more about their controls then they do about making engaging characters and deep stories. And we might be wrong! We're just speculating. Plus, we like to sit back on the couch and play some games to relax, don't makes us actually exercise! Thank god for PC gaming.

Also, we're glad to see such spirited debate! We weren't sure about putting this psuedo-rape story up even if it was nothing more than a tawdry attempt to get our name out to the masses, while waxing forlornly about our childhood, y'know? Do we sound like jackasses?
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2009 23:18
Kyle MacGregor
Yes, when you constantly talk in the first person plural you sound like a jackass.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2009 01:14
blehman
Cad wins.
Nerd Squadron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2009 03:02
Nerd Squadron
Well not really, we're actually a team of writers. Hence a SQUADRON.
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2009 09:23
flabzilla
Stop writing comments like you're the borg! It's silly >:(
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2009 09:23
flabzilla
Stop writing comments like you're the borg! It's silly >:(
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2009 13:12
Tony Ponce
Top sauce or not:

Nerd Squadron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2009 18:46
Nerd Squadron
Flabzilla, stop resisting your assimilation! We shall be one!
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