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" Everyone knows what's up with pickles by now. If they came out with some new badass pickle, what's old pickle gonna do ,taste better? Why should I still care about old pickle!? Because old pickle tastes good to someone else? Old pickles taste like shit."

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As many of you have seen, Jim Sterling did not write a stellar review for Pancakes on Twittertoid, one of his posts on Destructoid even read:

"Man these pancakes are terrible, they do not even taste like pan or cakes this is bullocks. I'm sick of this S*** F*** C*** D****** P**"

SFCDP indeed Jim. SFCDP indeed... The fact of the matter is Jim wrote all over the wall of a nearby public rest roorm in Denny's about how he was entitled to his fact, which is what his review of their pancakes essentially were. That fact may have quite possibly been tainted thanks to revealing photos taken at the Denny's in question. Please enjoy xzibit A below:



Now not all pancakes must been completely eaten but a food like pncakes, which are so tasty cannot be reviewed unless it’s completed. If you think that’s bad, it doesn’t end there folks. Upon further investigation there are many more questionable foods that are now popping up.

Now, one can look at this and say “wait a minute, maybe he ate before he went to Denny's” and while you may be correct on behalf of the pancakes review, how about explaining what happened to, oh I dunno, maybe his review of sugar stars. I’m pretty sure sugar stars are small enough for you to eat all of them in one go. And wouldn’t you know it he still left half a bag:



Now, as far as actually eating Sugar Stars, I gave him the benefit of the doubt assuming that it could of been eaten in another bag but alas, come to find out, Jim didn't even touch is Waffles:



For shame Jim.. for shame...

God those guys are Duelshocks are fucking retarded



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I feel like I should quote Mitch Hedberg here but I won't. Instead I will think about how awesome a breakfast that included pancakes would be...
LULZ!! I really don't know what they're trying to do over there but I don't think it's working.

Also, those pancakes look delicious. I know what I'm making for lunch!

Also, also, Workmeng.
I have no idea what this was about, but I could really go for some pancakes after reading it. Thanks alot Neonie.
@Zodiac

It's making fun of Duelshockers pompous article
lol wut?
I have no reason to doubt that Jim never finished FF XIII. I seriously doubt that Jim didn't finish the pancakes.
Jim Sterling is actually not fat - more at 11.
In all seriousness, 90% of game reviewers do not play their "review file" with their official achievement/trophy account.

There's no real way to prove Jim never finished FFXIII - we just have to take his word if he disclosed he did or didn't.

AND HE HAS! Check the Fighting Fantasy review - he writes constantly how he never finished the game.
You see, until now I thought if the reviewer played as much as they could stand until they could stand no more, that is evidence enough of a game that the reviewer found to be a poor game.

Duelshockers have taught me though: Grit your teeth! You must play through the whole sorry experience or how could you possibly review it?

Well, could you imagine the readers enduring the same tedium? No? Well then; you have a suitable review. Simple as that.
Jim Sterling. He doesn't finish gaemes and doesn't afraid of anything. Lol @ people crying over a review.
I'm Ron Workman and I'm not saying Jim Sterling did or didn't finish the pancakes, but you're going to have to do better than that to prove that Jim did or did not finish pancakes.

Also, just because you didn't finish pancakes doesn't mean you can't give it a low score.
Look, I drink.
@ celica crazed & mourning orange

I C wut you 2 Did thur!
Hahaha, fapped!
Haha, I lol'd.
Blah blah blah, personally, I think the internet has destroyed people's ideas of how games should be seen. And this gives me hope that SOME people understand something... Eh...

BTW, Superfast Jellyfish! And man, are you freakin' blind? That's a rock.
I am so pissed off right now.

Pancakes.
Jim Sterling likes eating food.
Hey, I see what you did there.

And I loved it.
"xzibit A"

Oh, you bastard, haha.
"xzibit A"

Oh, you bastard, haha.
I have no idea how a blogger can look at a review for something, not like it and decide to write an editorial attacking the reviewer, wildly exclaiming "THIS IS JOURNALISM!!!"

Also, those waffles look delectable.
i'm sorry, but i just can't take Jim Sterling seriously until he finishes those pancakes...
BULLSHIT - pancakes only taste good after eating around 25% of it and Jim only ate 23%!!!
There's no real way to prove Jim never finished FFXIII - we just have to take his word if he disclosed he did or didn't.

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