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Krystal In SSBB
Neonie | 6:08 PM on 09.05.2007 67 comments




Ok so this has been a question in the back of my mind for a while now. And I know I'm jumping the gun with this but it's just something I wanted to throw out there, something I've been avoiding asking for obvious reasons.

Krystal in SSBB. I can not see why Nintendo would NOT put her in it. (though if they don't I'm going to be seriously P.oed)

So I guess what my question is, is do you think Krystal should be in SSBB? What would her moves be? What would be a reason Nintendo would NOT pit her in it?

Side Special: Lighting Blast
Up Special: Ice
Down special: Fire

For the Mele attacks she has the staff.

Totally original right? Not like some of the characters who's move set's are based of (or act like) other char's specials.



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Buddha's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:15
Buddha
it sounds reasonable
maybe as like an unlockable or something like that
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:19
Riser Glen
First time I have ever heard of her...or "it."
theaznman121's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:19
theaznman121
StarFox Adventures was pretty good, kinda like a rip of Zelda, except without all the goodness.

They should totally include Prince Tricky there. His annoying one-liners should make an insta-win.

"FOX WAIT UP!"
"I DON'T WANT TO PLAY"
"TEE HEE"

That's probably the worst part of the game.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:20
Neonie
@ Riser

How the fuck do you not know who Krystal is? O_O.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:21
Coonskin05
meh, I enjoyed StarFox Adventures for what it was worth, but I don't think she'll be in there, as not enough people have a connection to her. But I will give you props if you call this and it happens Neonie.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:23
Neonie
@ Coonskin

I hope your not right. But I don't know. I guess it depends on who you ask as to how many people have connection to her. You may or may not be right.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:23
Riser Glen
I never played StarFox Adventures.

She looks like a generic anthropomorphic character, though. So I may have see it and my brain just may not have registered it as something worth remembering.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:25
Neonie
@ Riser

Ah ok. Well makes sense I guess. I mean besides certain web sites and in STA I'm not sure where else she appeard (I think she may have appeared in some other Star Fox games, I know she did at least two).
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:25
Riser Glen
Seen*
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:25
Rockvillian
Hey, if you're right Neonie, be prepared for Fox and Krystal screenshots. The dirty kind of screenshots.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:26
taumpytears
No furries in my Smash Bros please.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:26
Neonie
@ Rockvillan

OHGOD >w<
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:27
Neonie
@ taumpy

To late, Starfox is already in it and he's a furry.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:29
Riser Glen
He's not a furry. He's a Nintendo character who got co-opted by the goofiest group on the internet.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:30
Neonie
@ Riser

Well that would technicly make Krystal not a furry either.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:30
Riser Glen
Never said she was.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:30
taumpytears
yeah, is Donald Duck a furry also?
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:31
Coonskin05
@RockVillain- Rule 34 FTW.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:32
Neonie
@ Taumpy

Do to Risers comment, I no longer know how to answer that question.

10 minutes ago the answer would have been "yes".
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:35
Tron Knotts
I personallt don't care for Krystal. She seems sort of unispired as a character, an obvious attempt at a "She-Star Fox", and a relatively generic one at that.

If she appeared in her outfit from Star Fox Command, or even Star Fox Assault, I'd be more inclined to support her. But the Adventures design, not my style.

But if Diddy can make it in, she certainly could.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:35
taumpytears
That is what Riser does, blow minds.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:36
Riser Glen
I'll answer it for you, Neonie.

Donald Duck, Fox, etc. = Anthropomorphic characters

A Furry = A fan of anthropomorphic characters

The word "fan" is a loose word, though. Sometimes it's just liking how anthropomorphic characters look. But sometimes it's being sexually attracted to them.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:37
Neonie
@Taumpy

I must agree with you there. Riser is one of the most original internet personalites I have ever seen/read.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:38
Neonie
@ Riser

"The word "fan" is a loose word, though. Sometimes it's just liking how anthropomorphic characters look."

For me it's half that, and half the fact that it's my job.

Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:39
Eschatos
Furries!!!1 Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:46
BahamutZero
dude, furries strictly have sex with other people in animal costumes. I've never heard "furry" to describe somebody who appreciates starfox. that's like saying I'm into beastiality because I pet dogs.

of course, that does depend on where the petting takes place.

red rocket.

I'll leave you with this

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:48
Neonie
@Bamhut

I'm celebit dude. I've never had sex with anyone, much less another furry.

I;m a furry cuase I get paid to tell people who draw anthro art what to fix and becuase I hang on FA a lot. Nothing sexule about it.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:51
Rockvillian
I didn't run this through photoshop, I swears.

Enjoy!

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:52
Neonie
@ Rockvillan

That is fucking disturbing
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:53
taumpytears
sexule= sexual?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:03
BahamutZero
neonie - and now you know our problem with furries. well, to 99% of us "normies," furries means what I said it does. so careful how you toss it about.

also, thank you rockvillain for making sure I never get another erection. I'll be at your house with pliers and a blowtorch promptly to return the favor
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:06
Neonie
@ Bamhut

That makes sense. Guess I'm not a furry then. Oh well.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:23
iRaf
we needs teh earthworm jim in SSBB!!!! =]
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:24
BlindsideDork
Why would she be in this? She was in ONE StarFox game?


Furryness does not equal video game success.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:39
Neonie
@ Blindside

Actully I checked and apparently she was in 5 games. Which games and where they we released I have no fucking clue, still doing research.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:43
SLiFE
Rockvillain, you just ruined my day. Asshole.

And yeah, she was in one game, and it was a terrible game at that.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:43
Neonie
Star Fox Adventures,
Star Fox: Assault
Star Fox Command.
Star Wolf Returns(???)
Pigma's Revenge (even more ????)
I don't think the last two were released in the U.S.

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 19:52
Neonie
@ lemon

SSBB is SERIOUZ BUIZNEZ
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 20:43
Cheeburga
Star fox'es rival the wolf guy would be a better inclusion.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 20:56
topgeargorilla
star fox games just suck, and fox blows as it is.
Monkeycat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:17
Monkeycat
I honestly don't think she'd show up except for maybe as an unlockable or something you fight randomly along the way. Like they did with Petey Piranha.

So it seems the definition of the word "furry" is very subjective. Wait, I already knew that. But the point is. I've been called a furry because I draw anthropomorphic art. And many people have also told me that I'm -not- a furry because I do not dress up in a fursuit and go gallivanting about town.

Honestly. What the fuck. No idea what I am to you people.
Monkeycat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:18
Monkeycat
p.s. as far as a star fox character i would love to see in the game, WTF SLIPPY PLZ.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:18
Tron Knotts
Don't you guys read my posts? I'm a sad panda.

Krystal was in Assauly for the Gamecube with a redesign by Namco, and was looking a little less generic.



And she was in Star Fox Command. That's my favoraite look for her, because she doesn't make me even consider trying to hump her, and she's wearing a dorky Mega Man from Captain N helmet.







Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:20
Neonie
@ Tronn Knott's

LOVEING the assult outfit.
Monkeycat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:22
Monkeycat
lol @ helmet.

That makes anyone look like a winner
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:23
Neonie
You notice in the outfit witht he helmet she is flat chested. Wtf.
Monkeycat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:25
Monkeycat
What, so everything has to have giant titties, now, Neonie? Go fuck your fuck.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 21:37
BahamutZero
so then, I am to assume, from your comment neonie, that you do indeed want to one day have sex with someone dressed up like a cartoon animal? because if so, then you are a furry. monkeycat, to people on 4chan you would be a furry, but they think you are gay if put up a picture of yourself having sex with a woman, so , unless you like to have sex with humans dressed up as cartoon animals, you are not a furry. Am I clear?
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