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Human Interest Story: Foxtoid investigates why Neonie needs EDS's free MS points.
Neonie | 9:56 AM on 04.01.2008 15 comments


It was a sad day indeed. Neonie was standing out in the cold holding up a sign that said "Will game for work." Videogames had torn his life apart cuasing him to neglect his family, and loose a job. No one wanted to hire such a sick fuck who spent their free time desensitizing them selves with "Videogames" like Halo 3 and Saints Row.

We here at Foxtoid called Neonie and here is what he had to say:

Foxtoid:Mr.Neonie, how long have you been looking for a job?

Neonie: About 5 months, I call and call and no one calls back. I'm completely broke. I need Microsoft points, I'm going to go crazy without them man! THE NEW MAP PACKS IN HALO 3! I CAN'T AFFORD THEM I-"

That's all I could get out of him before he ran off yelling things about how lolcats we're coming after him and screaming at him in broken English.

"Wii wunt u," they would say, "Wii wunt u."



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-D-'s Destructoid Blog
I can't wait for this day to be over.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
I seriously hate this day.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
What the fuck is a Neonie, and how do I stop it?!
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Fine I was just trying to have some fun with it but go ahead and be ass holes.
NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
Damn it Neonie you're too fucking clever. (Btw it was funny.)
Butmac's Destructoid Blog
BOOOOO! Neonie! I demand that you unhide this blog! Seriously don't write something you worked on and hide it because of three douchebags

Make live
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Yah Neonie, lighten up dude. You've been here how long? You should know by now that we love messing with your blogs.

At least you didn't get blog raped like some of mine..
Velt's Destructoid Blog
we dont have the aprils fool down here, so this is fun.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Foxtoid, where we rape everyone
ShawnKelfonne's Destructoid Blog
Lolcats ARE coming after you.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
"Wii wunt u."

lol.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
What's this about free MS points?
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Who the fuck is EDS?
Sthalor's Destructoid Blog
Aren't the H3 map packs up for free now? Or, at least very soon?


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