It was a sad day indeed. Neonie was standing out in the cold holding up a sign that said "Will game for work." Videogames had torn his life apart cuasing him to neglect his family, and loose a job. No one wanted to hire such a sick fuck who spent their free time desensitizing them selves with "Videogames" like Halo 3 and Saints Row.

We here at Foxtoid called Neonie and here is what he had to say:

Foxtoid:Mr.Neonie, how long have you been looking for a job?

Neonie: About 5 months, I call and call and no one calls back. I'm completely broke. I need Microsoft points, I'm going to go crazy without them man! THE NEW MAP PACKS IN HALO 3! I CAN'T AFFORD THEM I-"

That's all I could get out of him before he ran off yelling things about how lolcats we're coming after him and screaming at him in broken English.

"Wii wunt u," they would say, "Wii wunt u."