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Yes, I’m joining this bandwagon too, dammit!
I should be ashamed…
Well, here's my top 10 fetishes. Feel free to fap away. Actually, do fap away. It means you have good taste. Damn good taste.
#10: Whatever the Hell This Is
Yep… moving on…
What? You thought I was going to talk about bearded manly men who are manly as fuck and…
Well, you’d be right. But Teddie is also kind of maybe a little bit adorable, so let’s just leave him there anyway. Cuteness goes a long way, folks.
#8: Speaking of Cuteness…
Is this really all that surprising? Cuteness is maybe the one true universal truth. May we all aspire to be cute as fuck. The world would be a much, much better place. Also cuter. The world would be significantly cuter.
This is a good thing. There is literally nothing wrong with everything being more adorable. Get your priorities right, people.
Of course ninjas would make my list! Who doesn’t love ninjas? You are objectively broken if you cannot appreciate the excellence of the ninja. How dare you, random hypothetical person I am arguing with! Begone!
Ninjas are awesome. Let it never be said otherwise.
That said, there is something far better than a simple ninja…
Take your ordinary, everyday ninja and make it significantly more cute. Damn straight.
Get your own waifu, folks. Sorry.
Also, Akatsuki is now a fetish. Deal with it.
#5: Not Very Original But…
Yep. Cat people. Cat people are like people. But also cat-ish. It’s the best of both worlds. How could you go wrong!?
#4: Angel-y People (Or People With Wings)
Not sure why I’m fond of these people, I guess maybe it’s just the general elegance of them. Still, they're damn enjoyable.
I’m making no apologies for adding this to my list.
This one’s kind of a given. Tsunderes are great. Nothing else to be said about the matter.
That is all.
Who doesn’t love a yandere? Yanderes are adorable. Yanderes are an excellent balance between sheer cuteness and crazy.
Sure, they may be a little bit incredibly homicidally insane, but it’s impossible to hate them. They’re just too damn cute to hate.
Besides, pain’s a good thing. A damn good thing. It’s okay if they’re a little crazy.
#1: Yandere Cat People
They’re like cat people, but yandere! What more could you ask for?
Men With Long Hair
Yep. Do I need to say anything else? I really don’t think so.
Well, it's better if it's a bear with long hair.