As per the suggestion of a certain (incredibly sexy) Community Director for Destructoid, itís time to write an immensely self-serving and masturbatory Community Blog about myself. So sit back, relax and prepare for a large serving of verbal ejaculate to defile your eyeballs.
That probably sounded immensely creepy. I apologise.
10. I really need a goddamn haircut. But probably wonít get one. Because Iím a lazy bastard.
No, really, Iíve been growing my hair out for about 3 and a half years now. SoooÖ yeah. Thereís your defining characteristic, folks!
9. PS2 is the Best Console Ever.
Donít even try to pick a fight with me over this. I will not change my stance on it. The PS2 was the best console ever. It was able to play every single PlayStation game in its time, thanks to its backwards compatibility, but even if it didnít have backwards compatibility, itíd still have a damn good library by itself.
Some of my fondest childhood memories revolve around laughing at games like Ratchet and Clank or dicking around in Haven City with the Infinite Ammo cheat in Jak 2 and 3. It was just an awesome console, and I still happily play my PS2 to this day.
8. Scrap the Previous Point, the Game Boy Advance SP is the Best Console Ever.
No really, this console was amazing. The rechargeable battery (something we all take for granted now) was an absolute godsend. Along with a lit screen (though I had the old front-lit model) and backwards compatibility for older Game Boy games, this console was freaking amazing. Best Christmas present I ever received.
7. Devin Townsend Has Been My Favourite Artist For 14 Years
Seriously. Thatís really all that needs to be said about the matter.
6. Alien is Superior to Aliens
Maybe this is me, but I personally preferred the very Ďsurvival horrorí atmosphere of the first Alien movie. The idea that the characters are stranded in a spaceship with little to no hope of escape while being slowly picked off one by one by a creature that, for the most part, was very much hidden in the shadows, allowing our minds to sort of fill in the blanks with whatever sort of grotesque horrors we can think up?
5. Iím Having a Hard Time Trying to Think Up Something Moderately Entertaining HereÖ
So instead Iíll simply write Ďcocksí.
4. I Fucking Love Godzilla
Hoping like crazy that the 2014 American remake isnít shit. Because Godzilla is awesome. Giant freaking monsters stomping on cities and smashing shit? How isnít
that just amazing?
3. I Feel More Comfortable Watching Movies and TV With Subtitles
Not sure why, but I pretty much always have to have subtitles on a movie or TV show that Iím watching, if the option is available. Even if itís in English.
2. Iím Incredibly Grateful to the Destructoid Community for Introducing me to Some Kickass Animes
Really. If it werenít for Dtoid, Iíd probably never have found out about seriesí like Bakemonogatari or gained as much of an interest in Kill la Kill (thanks to Hamza for the header pictures).
1. I am Under the Assumption That the Entire Dtoid Community is Sexy
You bastards better not let me down here!