What would life be without that little hole...Nintendo would never have been established, Miyamoto would not have been born, where would Atari stick those Carts for their awful 2600, Compact Discs would not be the same so would DVD’s, and Blu Rays....I think I’ve I‘ve covered everything...Fuck I forgot porn how dumb of me...now its complete...Oh no wait...ESS EEE ECKS (S--E--X!!!! In the English language for a retard)...Is it really that important? My brain asks me...yeah you fricking moron...do you expect to have a god Damn orgasm using your puny little hand till you are seventy...you need to be fed through tubes...

Man am I a dick or what...Damn right I am...The hole (read “The pussy”) is God greatest gift to MAN-kind...man being highlighted in capital and circled, underlined.. And there I go rambling onto wired shit...but a pussy beats a dick any day even where videogames are concerned...Here are moments in recent gaming that can be labeled as complete a Dick headed moment whereas certain others satisfy us just like an oozing pussy...


Kojima San breaks the 360 into two by calling it “DVD” and saying that MSG4 needs a “movie theater” to run not some Outdated DVD-Man I have even more respect for him now...definitely a PUSSY moment

Microsoft’s Elite 360 with a 120 gig hard drive and an HDMI port- Have you never heard size does not matter-only a dick could come up with a thing like that.

Capcom committing adultery...claims to be influenced by the “Devil” himself, hence goes multiplatform- and I thought the Yakuza were all about Loyalty. No dicks or balls whatsoever.

Resistance Fall of Man the only tolerable exclusive game for the PS3 since its launch- The King might just lose its DICK to its invaders, what the fuck is the company thinking, they expect us to pay for Area 51 set in World War II, ... Japan not included they don’t care whether one has a dick or not, most tolerant region in the world Na...

Suda’s claims of No more heroes being more Violent and gritty than Manhunt 2- this game has Juices flowing out of it...wonder why the dicks( magazines/websites) have not hyped it enough...A pussy moment to savor indeed...