Spiff David Media Inc. (”Spiff David”) swears from the bottom of their hearts, that information contained in this electronic medium of communication is accurate and that “Rip Wan winkle” Director of Intellectual Property at Spiff David, has the liberty to take potshots on behalf of Spiff David, Publisher of “Manual Gaming Yearly” and www.0down.com, website and owner of the Snooty stuff that you guys have reported about.
The copyright that has been infringed comes under the category of restrictive materials stored in the vaults of Area 52. This information is accurate to the best of our memories. Therefore, this letter is an official way of threatening you guys under provisions of section 1121312435464(c) of the Digital torture Copyright Act to effect removal of the detected anomalies listed below posted on the gameguru.in site at:
We therefore use our power as snobs of the gaming arena and order you to put the virtual file ablaze, or else we shall be forced to wet our pants and wash you with the flood. Nothing in this letter is made up from the figment of our imagination or belongs to our grandmother’s recipes and remedies of Spiffy Dane Sr.
Should you need to contact me, although it may result in an infringement of my sleeping pattern.
Rip wan Winkle Director of Intellectual Property
Spiff David Media Inc.
28 Bully Land
Tra-La-la City-6660000
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