What the hell have you done to Mario? Once content to happily disable koopas with a slight tap on the head, you damn Brits have turned him into a turtle-maiming
maniac. Is there nothing sacred to you blokes? Is this revenge for getting Super Paper Mario months after the US? Or is this actually why
it took so long for you to get that game? Did Nintendo have to adapt a classic Italian stereotype for your bloody taste?
In closing, you're all a bunch of cunts and - wait, Percival "Pac" Man, Esq.
? England, consider yourself On Notice.
[Via 4 color rebellion