Hai there. I've been reading/lurking Dtoid for a couple of years now and I've finally decided to make an account on the site. I've been paying attention to the community here and I have to say that it's pretty amazing, probably the best I've seen for a gaming site. Anyways, I'll share a tiny bit of my gaming background with y'all.

The first game I played was Adventure Island on my brother's NES. I don't recall much of it except that it had dinasours and that the main character could ride a skateboard. That's fucking awesome (just like Dino Riders, except that had dinosaurs equipped with laser visors and other high-tech weaponry. I loved dinosaurs when I was a kid). That's about it. I've been playing video games since then.

I don't remember how or when I first got to Destructoid, but I think that it was back when Rev. Anthony had his Takeshi Kitano avatar. I've been reading Dtoid since whenever that was (also, Robert Summa was an editor back then, unfortunately) and enjoying both the main articles and the blogs.

I highly doubt I'll write anything on here besides comments. I lack creativity, and I don't have the greatest grammar evar, so yeah. I apologize for the lack of a banner and the simple copypasta blog image (though it says a bit about my likes since I'm a huge fan of the SMT series), but I don't own Photoshop, and even if I did, I'd probably be terrible at it.

General info about me can be found on the sidebar over there ----->

Again, I apologize for this blog's quality.

Also, cocks.