Ok, so this is clearly an extremely thinly veiled attempt at getting free shit. It's how I roll. As you can see in the picture above, I have some ridiculous hair. That pic was a while ago so its even more out of control now.

So why am I making this blog? The title pretty much gives it all away. But where did I get this crazy idea? Well, I actually saw it on Joystiq (sorry) and I don't even know if Dtoid got one from Bungie but they have been sending out these cool little kits that have a copy of ODST as well as a full on hair clipper with some Halo: Reach stuff on it.

So, what am I asking for? If Dtoid actually got one of these kits in the mail, I want to make a video with it for Dtoid. Basically, I want to use the super awesome Halo: Reach hair clippers so shave my head and make a video for all the internet to see. It woul be glorious.

Is this begging and/or pleading for free shit? Absolutely it is. But, it will be glorious and amazing. So Dtoid staffers, you should totally send me a pair of those clippers if Bungie sent you one of their boxes. Trust me, you won't regret it.

Also, Kitler