I am (or was) an avid Diablo 2 player. Since its launch I have constantly done Baal runs and Trist runs, hoping to gain some new loot or level one of my 4 characters. Going to school, my schedule has become very busy and I no longer have the time to devote to the game as I used too. This however, never prevented me from logging onto my account at least every three months so as to meet Blizzards retardedly archaic requirement and not have my characters expire. Now, as you may or may not know, I have been in the hospital and just recently have gotten out. This morning, finally being off pain medicine and coordinated enough to play, I logged onto my account. This is when I realized that, while in the hospital unable to play, all of my characters expired. Yes. ALL OF THEM. I was fucking furious that all the time and dedication that I had put into these characters over the years went down the drain. I was so mad, in fact, that I wrote a song:


(Yes after all that time my main was only an 88)

Now excuse me while I go cry like a little emo bitch.