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I wrote a thing for Gunaxin
NCHammer326 | 10:28 PM on 12.05.2009 8 comments


It's called: "U2’s 'Elevation' Video, Dissected." I strip down and analyze all the retarded aspects of what I consider to be the most bafflingly retarded music video of the last ten years.


Imagine this but with Laura Croft and an evil clone of the band floating about. Then multiply everything that was retarded in that last sentence times a bajilion.

Read it here.

I've also submitted an article on the worst album covers of the decade, so I'l be sure to post that when it comes up.

Also, if you're wondering why I'm not posting this article here, it's because I get paid one dollar per article, and two dollars for every thousand views. In short, the number of people who read this article determines how much I get paid. So go on to every computer you find and access this article, or I will kill you.


You better hope I don't find bullets that I can actually use.



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Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 23:54
Naim Master
I know why you linked it, get out, we don't take plus too kindly here, nevertheless non-vidya ones.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 23:58
Kraid
wa-na-na-na-na!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 23:59
MrSadistic
You look like a gay.
NCHammer326's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 00:27
NCHammer326
Mr Sadistic: Not me, #2 GIS result for "giant gun." There aren't any pics of me with a gun because I'm a pussy.

NM: I have no idea what you're saying. Probably a good thing.
simaoled's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2011 22:20
simaoled
Do you know if YAL or any individuals will be taking video of the keynote speeches? I would hate to miss Ron and Rand's speaking to the students! LED floodlight
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