BEHOLD.
Ah yes, my rejected Cracked article. Some of you who might recall me seeking help from Dtroiders in the forums after pitching this article to Cracked. This was a long time ago, before the forums got their majestic makeover.

I also seem to recall that everyone stopped pitching ideas and commenting once I said that they wouldn't be getting paid for helping out. Same thing happened the last time I tried asking for help . Making a blog asking for help was even less helpful. Fun times.

But while I have yet to find enough hilariously misleading video game box covers, I've found something better.

Drownyourself.com



The site is run by Polish Cracked writer Arkard. He's written 6 awesome articles for Cracked, ranging from mad scientists to serial killers to soft drinks (click the link to read them). His new site is where he posts some of his rejected Cracked pitches as well as other comedic goods. So be a dear and check it out. This man is funnier than I can ever hope to be.

He's edited some of the content of the original article (Ludicolo had his own entry, there was a video for Mewtwo, and there was another pokemon the was cut entirely), so I might post the unedited version on the blog sometime in the future.

So read it, enjoy it, and check out some of Arkard's stuff.

And no, he's not paying me (for the article or this post). I'm just a bitch.