Remember that song "Blue"? That song from the late nineties that was irritating beyond all levels of measure? Spawned one of the worst music videos ever? Let's refresh your memory. When you've finished screaming in horror and/or laughing hysterically, let me tell you about a little song called "My Console" by Eiffel 65, the same people who did "Blue."

Seriously though, did you watch that video? It's a fucking goldmine of unintentional comedy.

Moving on.

I owned Eiffel 65's Europop. It was one of the first records I ever bought, and I was blown away by it. Of course, I was eight years old, so I would've been blown away by the fact that my ding-dong could make babies come out of a girl's hoo-hah. Nostalgia is the only thing that keeps me from hating the album, which now sounds like a very very very poor man's Discovery (one of my favorite albums).

When I heard this song, all I knew was that it was about video games. I had never heard of these games (eight years old and I only had Pokemon Red and a Gameboy Color), so I always just imagined a super smash bros moving to the beat of the song. I cannot make this up.

Looking back, I'm baffled by the amount of games crammed into a four and a half minute song. I've never played any of these games, but I'm sure the people who have might appreciate it.



Lyrics:

We gonna play the game the playstation all day
With metal gear solid to tekken 3.
And from omega boost to resident evil
Just play for the fun
'Cus we got it going on.

Tekken 3, metal gear solid
Resident evil, gran turismo, omega boost,
Bloody roar, x-files, all over the world
Come on
Ridge Racer
Odd world
Winning Eleven
The game on the playstation

P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.


Tekken 3, metal gear solid
Resident evil, gran turismo, omega boost,
Bloody roar, x-files, all over the world
Come on
Ridge racer
Odd world
Winning Eleven
The game on the playstation

P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.
P. L. A. Y. S. T. A. T. I. O. N.

We're gonna play the game the playstation all day,
With metal gear solid to tekken 3
And from omega boost to resident evil
Just play for the fun
Cos we got it going on.
Ridge racer
Odd world
Winning Eleven
The game on the playstation