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8:34 PM on 07.22.2010

Alien Swarm Holds Hidden Half-Life Hints?

Someone on the Steam forums with a SDK (Software Development Kit) of Alien Swarm found something rather interesting. A property suspiciously labeled "Hint" has a value of "Ep3 Blob Spit Position." A closer look reveals some i...   read

9:55 PM on 05.17.2010

New Cracked Article: The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Cover

I have a new Cracked article. You should read it, if you're a cool person. All the cool people are reading this article. Link. Digg it. As a bonus, here are some of the entries that didn't make the final cut:   read

7:45 PM on 12.10.2009

The 25 Worst Album Covers of the Decade (NVGR)

Read it here Digg it Yes, I'm a shameless whore. Still, I feel that any album covers with evil penises, crucifixions, and piss-poor photoshops are worth a look, and I hope you feel the same way. Here is the best album cover of the decade, for comparison: Fuck. Yes. EDIT: Before I said that the site had made a mistake with the layout, but it is now fixed.   read

3:59 PM on 12.10.2009

Iron Man 2 poster kind of looks like Metroid Prime 3 box art

Just thought this was interesting. Thanks goes to super-duper Cracked writer Dan Seitz for noticing this similarity over here. Side-by-side comparison. Since this is a gaming blog, I might as well say this about MP3: the fight against the boss who has the morph ball boost thing is cheap as hell. Other than that, it was a good game.   read

10:28 PM on 12.05.2009

I wrote a thing for Gunaxin

It's called: "U2ís 'Elevation' Video, Dissected." I strip down and analyze all the retarded aspects of what I consider to be the most bafflingly retarded music video of the last ten years. Imagine this but with Laura Croft...   read

10:06 AM on 08.10.2009


The 5 Circles of Baffling Webcomic Hell. Read it. Digg it. Enjoy it. The number of insane webcomics is mind-boggling. Research done by me, actual writing done by the great David Wong. I might do some blog posts about the we...   read

1:10 PM on 07.01.2009

The Greatest Webcomic Ever? (NVGR)

As noted in my previous post, I'm going to co-writing a Cracked article with David Wong about the most baffling webcomics ("baffling" being the key word here), one of the webcomics that may be included on the simp...   read

4:13 PM on 06.02.2009

5 Things The Gaming Industry Will Never Fix, and I'm working on my first Cracked article.

The article is called "5 Things The Gaming Industry Will Never Fix (And Why)" by David Wong and Highmore Skeats. The article is timed with the arrival of E3, and does an awesome job summing up why/how the industry is fucking ...   read

7:20 PM on 05.16.2009

Eiffel 65's song about the Playstation

Remember that song "Blue"? That song from the late nineties that was irritating beyond all levels of measure? Spawned one of the worst music videos ever? Let's refresh your memory. When you've finished screaming in horror an...   read

9:30 PM on 04.23.2009

I Just Got An Xbox 360

And it is awesome. Alas, I could only buy the Orange Box with the money I had, but it's still freaking sweet. I was just playing Half Life 2 and Portal. Here's what I've learned so far. -Portal is goddamn hilarious. Since I'...   read

12:17 PM on 04.23.2009

Pokemonstrosities: 10 Unsettling Aspects in Pokemon

After a long-ass time, the unedited version of is now up. You don't even have to click on any links to view said article off-site! Isn't that awesome?! In short, WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS, TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS. Pokemon...   read

5:27 PM on 04.20.2009

I Respond To My Last Post's Critics (NVGR)

Looking back, I could've titled my last post "FUCK YOU ALL!! You're all a bunch of bastards! I hate you, personally (NVGR)" and gotten the same response as I did before. I admit that when I took a shot at certain people (yo...   read

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