Someone on the Steam forums with a SDK (Software Development Kit) of Alien Swarm found something rather interesting. A property suspiciously labeled "Hint" has a value of "Ep3 Blob Spit Position." A closer look reveals some intriguing details.
I for one, am still ticked about Episode 3 getting no mention at E3 and that "Freeman" poster/cover art being a hoax. This however, gives me some hope. Why make a big announcement when you get free press from fans finding an awesome easter egg and letting the internet buzz like an army of bees playing kazoos?
Alternatively, it could just be gibberish or Valve is just fucking with us, in which case I'm going to throw my laptop into deep space in a fit of rage.
I've also submitted an article on the worst album covers of the decade, so I'l be sure to post that when it comes up.
Also, if you're wondering why I'm not posting this article here, it's because I get paid one dollar per article, and two dollars for every thousand views. In short, the number of people who read this article determines how much I get paid. So go on to every computer you find and access this article, or I will kill you.
You better hope I don't find bullets that I can actually use.