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12:06 AM on 01.27.2011

The Decade of Makers

My little brother, Jonah, is obsessed with creating video games. But he's also incredibly lazy (and we're not talking fat-ass lazy, just...I-hate-our-generation-lazy). So what does he do? Not learn a programing language like ...   read

10:43 AM on 01.21.2011

Google Uses Deus Ex Sound

Resizing stolen images is for pussies. I'm talking to my hero, dude-who-I-really-don't-care-about. He runs the armory at UNATCO HQ and is telling me to stop murdering terrorists. "You need to learn the non-lethal approach. ...   read

11:49 AM on 01.19.2011

Goodwill Sells Bad Games

My girlfriend is from Portland, where the homeless pour in from the sewers and the Goodwill store is larger than Walmart. That's an exaggeration of course, Portland doesn't have a homeless problem. In these Goodwill stores, p...   read

1:59 PM on 01.17.2011

I'm Troubled By Shapeless Fears...

Who can live in the modern world without catching their share of them? When I was a wee lad, my dad bought me a CD called Land of the Loops. These were the glory days when a child had no self-restraint nor sense of embarras...   read

1:43 PM on 01.16.2011

The Game Changer Invades My Future

My life had just stabilized in the few months. With some miracle use of Craig's List, I found a wonderful girlfriend who gets my humor and isn't afraid to speak her mind. I can tell stupid dirty jokes and we can poke fun a...   read

3:56 AM on 01.16.2011

My First Contest, EDIT:Its Over Already!

EDIT: By some humongous stroke of WIN, DimmuJed gets the game with "Brett Neal Nelson"...which is spot on! The contest was won a mere 11 hours after posting it at 4am (my time). Give DimmuJed your congrats and high fives! And...   read

11:21 PM on 01.14.2011

...and this is the ending.

I think I'll publish an entry every two days, this way I can get a backlog so I still have stuff to publish when I run out of ideas. Who am I? I am Nicholas Nelson and my alias, "Myoga" came from Middle School. My first crus...   read

11:19 PM on 01.14.2011

This is the beginning...

... as Occam's Electric Toothbrush has claimed, and it is an intro post of sorts. I don't expect people to actually read this, I barely expected people to read that last two journals but the C-Blog and D'Toid have proven to m...   read

10:00 PM on 01.14.2011

Pissed At D'Toid Limitations

Ah, Destructoid. How I enjoy writing to thee. Thine eyes are like soulless orbs, impious thoughts you provoke in me. And yet, so sadly, you are a broken medium, making a mistake recost me much tedium. almost featureless ...   read

8:21 PM on 01.10.2011

D'Toid = Best Medium Ever

Wow. I read an article, hate the article and have to create an account to write my hate filled comment. The comment box says, "You sure you don't mean to write a journal post?" and I'm like, "Sure, whatever." So I just copy/p...   read

11:29 PM on 01.08.2011

Jim Sterling Is Killing Video Game Journalism

A comment I typed to my first and only viewing of Jimquisition. "Oh my god, I hate Jim Sterling. Not because he doesn't bring up a good point but just his personality is the injured-superior-gamer-nerd-with-no-regard-to-anyt...   read

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