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(Previously, in my life: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/My+Enormous+Hairy+Downstairs+Kitchen/my-life-15-30-feb-19-18-48-feb-23-243006.phtml)









































































WHAT WASNíT ENOUGH FOR YOU????????

THE FOOD??? I DIDNíT EAT FOR A MONTH SO YOU WOULD HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT WHEN YOU CAME

THE BRA?????? IT WAS MY LATE SISTERíS TRAINING BRA- SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO GROW BIGGER

WHAT WAS IT THAT DIDNíT MEET YOUR STANDARDS HOLMES? THE HOUSE I BUILT WITH MY OWN FUCKING HANDS??????



WAS IT MY FACE?????? WAS IT MY FUCKING UGLY, FUCKING FUCKING FACE???????????

I WANT YOU INSIDE MY FACE

IíVE HAD MY LIPS READY SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN



I BET YOU THINK IíM A BAD KISSER WELL IíM NOT MY SISTER LET ME PRACTISE LOADS OF TIMES

I practise on myself now.

And when I close my eyes, YOUR LIPS ARE ALL I KNOW



DONíT YOU WANT TO KISS ME JONATHAN????
DONíT YOU WANT TO FUCK MY FACE??????

WHY DONíT YOU WANT TO FUCK MY FUCKING FACE????????




IT TOOK ME SOME TIME, BUT I CHANGED IT, I CHANGED IT FOR YOU JONATHAN
IíVE MADE IT SO MUCH NICER FOR YOU, IT FEELS LIKE BEING INSIDE A GIRL
DONíT BE AFRAID!!!!! COME INSIDE!!!!!!



YOU CAN REST YOUR BALLS IN HERE



WHILE YOU FUCK MY NOSE
















Jonathan, I think you should know that Iím crying as Iím writing this. Iíve been crying the last half hour as Iíve uploaded the photos to Flickr. I love you so much, and I canít bear the thought of you not loving me. I donít think I can physically bear the weight of my grief.
Your rejection hit me hard. I think you can sense that. And I know Iíll get over you; Iíll find a new 30-something videogame blogger to pine over. But it wonít be the same.

Iím glad Iím doing this.
I know when I wake up sober tomorrow afternoon, Iíll regret everything Iíve posted here tonight. But right now, Iím glad. Iím glad you can see me, see how much I have to give, see how vulnerable I make myself for your love. And Iím glad to know that in a few monthsí time, when Ian Bogost and I are spooning, I can look back and remember. I can read this and see- see how you tunnelled inside my heart, see how passionately I fought to make you mine.
I love you so, so much.

But I recognise I might not be enough for you.


















WILL TWO OF ME CUT IT? DOUBLE COCK, DOUBLE BUTT, DOUBLE GREASY FUCKING MOLE- IíVE GOT SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU JONATHAN, YOU JUST NEED TO COME AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!!!!!!!!
WEíLL BOTH BE WAITING!!!!!!!! WEíLL NEVER STOP WAITING!!!!!!






WONíT YOU FEED ME JONATHAN?
FILL ME Ė IíM SO FUCKING HUUUUUUNGRYYYYYYYYYYY









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