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While I was NOT torrenting episodes of the latest season of Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, I noticed the topic of tonight's show (Showtime, 10 pm et/pt or tomorrow morning on ISOhunt):
DOLPHINS 
That's right, according to Penn & Teller dolphins are bullshit. Or at least the ridiculous new age hippie mythologies surrounding dolphins are bullshit. Here's a clip! Please note that zoning laws require anyone living in Sedona, AZ to be certifiably batshit insane. As long as that city exists, P&T will have enough material for hundreds more episodes. Next week on Mythbusters, Colette will go into a rage when Jamie and Adam determine through the use of ninth grade physics and lots of explosives that chocobos don't actually exist! Meanwhile, I'll still have a total crush on Kari Byron! 
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However, did anyone see the King of the Hill where Hank Hill was sexually assaulted by a dolphin? Now that was funny.
And I can doubly verify what Conrad says. Sedona is weird.
Marriages can fail...
and no; tuna doesn't count.
Thankfully, she has yet to have a woman insane enough to participate. They showed a hippie couple that looked like they were all for it...but apparently, they later had a moment of intelligence and backed out.
I knew that tab was a brand of coke.
TAB was made and marketed to fill a Niche without telling people what it really was at heart; a diet cola. Draw the rest of the comparison from there.
And!
Kari from Mythbusters is a totally sweet girl. They did their speaking tour at my old college and she was a blast to hang around with. If you enjoy the show, try and catch some of their speaking engagements.
Sarcasm transmitter seems to be broken from my end :-)
Hence, the second part of the last comment on your page.
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