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NVGR: Why Strangers Should Never Randomly IM Me
Aaron Mxy Yost | 12:14 AM on 01.19.2009 27 comments


[00:05] QuotedCoho: May I talk to you?
[00:05] MrMxyzptlk123: Okay
[00:05] QuotedCoho: If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back
[00:06] MrMxyzptlk123: Who is Jack Bauer?
[00:06] QuotedCoho: He is the protagonist of the television series 24
[00:07] MrMxyzptlk123: Oh, I don't get to watch TV often. Is that a new show?
[00:07] QuotedCoho: Nope
[00:08] MrMxyzptlk123: Is he african american like Rosa Parks?'
[00:08] QuotedCoho: No he is not
[00:09] MrMxyzptlk123: So why would she move to the back? I'm afraid I don't understand.
[00:09] QuotedCoho: It's supposed to suggest that Jack Bauer is so fierce and violent that Rosa Parks would be so afraid for her personal safety that she would no longer care about civil rights
[00:10] MrMxyzptlk123: Oh. He sounds sort of crazy. And he's the protagonist of the show?
[00:10] MrMxyzptlk123: What kind of program is it? I don't really care for violent programing.
[00:12] QuotedCoho: It's a thriller
[00:12] MrMxyzptlk123: Like the Michael Jackson album?
[00:13] MrMxyzptlk123: I love Michael Jackson. I can't believe the horrible things some people are saying about him and those children.
[00:14] QuotedCoho: Yeah it's sad the way the media treats people
[00:14] QuotedCoho: His type of music isn't really my type but I respect his work
[00:15] MrMxyzptlk123: That's what you get when the entire industry in controlled by those shifty jews.
[00:16] MrMxyzptlk123: Hitler was right.
[00:18] QuotedCoho: I don't think it's fair to classify all Jews as one thing or another
[00:18] MrMxyzptlk123: I would think the same if they hadn't killed our Lord and Savior.
[00:20] QuotedCoho: Not all of them did!
[00:21] MrMxyzptlk123: It's in their blood though.
[00:22] QuotedCoho: Maybe
[00:23] MrMxyzptlk123: I read this essay a few years ago and it changed my life: http://www.churchoftrueisrael.com/protocols/

And that's when he stopped talking to me. I can't imagine why.



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Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 00:19
Krow-Kupo
Man, I'm going to fucking IM you right now.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 00:21
taumpytears
Mxy you imp! I love ya buddy.
carpwrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 05:50
carpwrist
how is this NVGR... oh i see now.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 06:31
Bob Muir
Seems like an entirely reasonable conversation to me.
Aifel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 06:43
Aifel
Yeah, when I get a random IM I just don't talk back. I'mmah try this now.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 07:09
GoS-CPT-Stewart
That was amazing.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 07:16
bloodylip
Note to self: randomly IM mxy more often.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 07:21
mistic
LoL I almost laughed out loud, but I'm at work :p
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 07:31
garison
@MISTIC

You're not aloud to laugh at work? Where are you, the German concentration camps?
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 09:36
Spartacus
Oh, you! I wish I had all of your wily styles.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 10:25
Electro Lemon
He must've been one of those shifty jews.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 11:20
Sam Spectre
lmfao Mxy.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 11:29
CALkulon
U R RACISMIST!!!!!
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 11:44
ZServ
I love you.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 12:12
king3vbo
Necros signed off on it, so I'm down with it
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 12:25
KyleGamgee
rDrr
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 13:08
welkstar
That was amazing.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 14:05
Sharpless
I would IM you, if I wasn't always talking to my bitches and hoes on there. I gots no time.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 14:27
MechaMonkey
Almost as funny: That someone feels their time is well spent IMing strangers with Jack Bauer jokes.
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 15:19
NegFactor
That link is awesome.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2009 17:06
CrocBox
HA Awesome...
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2009 17:04
Maurice Tan
Pure win! "Maybe" hahaaahahahaahaha!
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 07:44
Thornnn
I hate 24 but 23 was pretty good room 1412 was almost as good as the 13thfloor but 1492 was awsome when I was a kid I'm not sure if I would like it now. Also I Like potatoes.
Mary Firefighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2011 04:03
Mary Firefighter
Thanks for your patience and sorry for the inconvenience!
Best regards, Mary, CEO of search engine advertising and iscsi target nas
Natali Alinskaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 04:52
Natali Alinskaya
Hello friends,this is a nice site and I wanted to post a note to let you know, good job! Thanks
Best regards, Natali, CEO of Faster Limewire Pro
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