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Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mix" or "Mixie" for short.
I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.
I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.
I am two with nature.
I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.
I mostly come at night... Mostly.
I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.
I'm like, you know... this guy.
I'm an admin for the Destructoid Forums.
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Using Adrenaline in Left 4 Dead 2
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Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors
Wii Code: 8534 9943 5696 5337
SSB Brawl Code: 2750-0776-6751
Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563
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Yeah yeah, it's been a couple weeks since I last blogged. I've been really busy wrestling tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh. And if you think "wrestling tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh" is a clever euphemism for "fucking tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh", well then... wait, what the hell is wrong with you? Seriously...
Anyway, while I was away on my Thai sex tour stuff happened. I'm just assuming, because stuff generally happens when you're busy exploiting underage transsexuals. But I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to show off the bitching present my friend Ben picked up for me. It's a DC Direct Mr. Mxyzptlk soft toy, which goes perfectly with the DC Direct Bat-mite I won a few years back for being more awesome at video games than the rest of my friends. Here's a picture of me with my Mxyzptlk doll. 
Here's a picture of me making a retard face with my Mxyzptlk doll. 
And here's a picture of me eating my cat. 
Not pictured: Me cutting a hole in the bottom of my Mxyzptlk doll for sexual gratification. Because my friend Ben got me such a bitching present, I suggest you all go check out his site and watch some of their retarded videos. If you like them, they'll send you a free DVD. Seriously. And beware of Dragon Bears. Update: Turns out Ron beat me to those tigers. 
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Living the dream since March 16, 2006
A) Fucking Tigers
B) Underage Trannies
C) Sexual Gratification
I fapped 5 times already. Weird pics Mxy, get a hair cut you hippie.
My gosh mxy I never expected you to look like that!
(the doll!)
My gosh mxy I never expected you to look like that!
(the doll!)
Wonderful! Better than Mama!
[17:46] [The guy who ran that Gaming Night]: lol I have no idea
[17:46] [The guy who ran that Gaming Night]: lets say you
[17:46] MrMxyzptlk123: Haha, okay. I win due to faulty memory.
Regardless, I won overall that time bitch. I just barely lost the next one because I fucked up a big ass combo in Tony Hawk 4 and Ben advanced to the next round. :)