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Halo: Waaaambulance Edition
Aaron Mxy Yost | 7:35 PM on 01.28.2008 43 comments


Hopefully this hasn't been posted already, the search isn't coming up with anything. I just wish I could handle losing with as much dignity and grace as this kid.



Enjoy!

EDIT: GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN!!!



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Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 19:49
Spartacus
The cries of this child are what you hear when you enter Hell.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 19:52
aborto thefetus
Stop it at 6:14. The look on his face is priceless.

also, what a loser.
vp360's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 19:52
vp360
woot!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 19:54
Neonie
I made it to 54 secounds.
viralhunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 19:59
viralhunter
@aborto

that's the last time I take anyone's recommendation for watching a vid at some time EVER AGAIN
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:01
Sharpless
That was disturbing. The kid has to have some major mental or behavioral problems. There's clearly a lack of parenting and some heavy (unhealthy) sibling torment going on, there.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:01
blehman
54 seconds:

"Are you a math teacher or something?"

"No, psychology.."

2:13, 2:15, 2:20, 2:25, 2:31, 2:35, 2:44, 2:51

"Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!"

2:53

"Why do you have to do this to me!..."

"Because you suck."

HAHAAHHAHAHA!! That's as long as I lasted though...
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:05
aborto thefetus
@viralhunter

I didn't tell you to WATCH it, I told you to freeze it at 6:14, you could have just fast fowarded it.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:05
Sam Spectre
hahahahahah what is wrong with this kid?

Also, 6:14 is classy. That is what I do when someone calls in the damn helicopter in CoD:4.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:07
Dynamic Sheep
This is great.

GREEN!

This kid is going to go far in the high paced, high pressure world of Wall Street


WHY!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:10
DaedHead8
oh emm gee

This is the best halo-baby video ever. Sure this kid is fucked up and his siblings are part of the cause, but the reasl culprit is that haircut. I haven't seen a bowl-cut that epic since 1993.

"I won't die in shame this time"
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:11
KamikazeTutor
If I have kids, and they act like this because of a game, I'll punch them, and all the crying will be justified.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:14
Brian Szabelski
This is why little ones don't need to be on the Haloes.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:19
Tragic Hero
How Tragic...

I was heading down this path (sans the crying) when I was about his age and then my dad gave me a smack on the head and told me to act like a man. Now I just give friendly beatings to my friends who beat me in games.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:20
Skribble
@daedhead

fucking werd dude, I remember when I was 10 kids had bowl cuts like that.

I've known kids to be this upset over nothing before, it's pretty fun to egg them on, so I don't blame his brother or his friend for ripping on him.

I love when he just starts spit bubbling hahaha

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:22
king3vbo
I'd fucking stab that kid in the face
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:24
Eschatos
They should not let that kid near any video game system. Though in his defence they were being massive douchebags.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:25
Sam Spectre
@ brainderailment

Not to mention it's laying on a rug
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:43
Jonathan Kerr
I laughed the whole way through. Kids have such weak minds.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:44
Samit Sarkar
I made it to 1:21. Why the hell would he keep playing if he wasn’t having fun?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:45
Teta
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
And then the salive bubbles, it was too much.
I can´t stop laughing.
Mxy you made my day.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:47
Tubatic
"are you listening?"

" . . . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

heh heh heh
DisablingEagle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:48
DisablingEagle
What the fuck was that?
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:53
Rucksack
Holy shit...
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 20:54
Tubatic
"are you listening?"

" . . . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

heh heh heh
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 21:01
vexed alex
...Wow. What's wrong with kids? Never do I remember anyone of my friends, or any one of my classmates being whiny and annoying to that level. And even though I didn't have an older sibling to rip on me, I had older cousins that I was close to who would fuck around with us younger ones (making us box and what not) and none of that happened.

Serious mental problems with that kid.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 21:50
DaedHead8
@vexed alex

Yeah my older cousins were really really good at Contra for the nes and they would laugh hysterically when I would lose all my lives on the first two levels. Other games they tortured me with (over my lack of skill) also include the mortal kombat series and Goldeneye
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 22:05
Skribble
green green green green green green green green green green green green green green green green green green
NsOmNiA91130's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2008 22:24
NsOmNiA91130
Wow, what a spoiled little whiny bitch. He's like 8 anyway, why is he playing Halo? Kid needs to learn to accept losing and not take it seriously. He wasn't even forced to play.


Also, lol bowl cut.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 01:58
JRisJunior
omg wtf this kid needs friends. and to stop being such a cry baby.

bitch.

GREEN.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 03:49
Bob Muir
If there's a God, he'll remove this kid from existence and make everyone around him happier.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 08:11
Snaileb
The Halo music going off while the kid is screaming is timeless. Is his name patches? What drugs did they give him?! He's spitting everywhere!! Oh god..
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 15:48
AgentMOO
kid's fucking crazy

needs to see a shrink

Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 20:55
Darren Nakamura
Holy crap. Maybe I won't ever get my kids into video games.

Dude. They're playing Halo 1? Awesome.
Cyberxion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2008 19:16
Cyberxion
Every one of those people are nuts. The kid is just MORE nuts than the rest of em. And how!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 08:06
atheistium
lol that kids just like me when i play halo :p
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:47
mistic
If i ever get a kid and he acts like that while playing games, that'll be the last time he'll ever touch a console until he's proven to me that he's worth it...
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 10:40
KamikazeTutor
I can't believe I'm the only but, OLD!




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