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Castle Crashers Outtakes [Throw a Bale Temper Tantrum Contest Entry]
Mxyzptlk \| 2:04 AM on 06.12.2009	21 comments

Winning one contest was not enough. We will not rest until nothing is left in our wake but ashes and ruin. Good luck to all the other entrants!

Maniac Mansion: Requiem For a Hamster
Mxyzptlk \| 4:25 AM on 05.26.2009	7 comments

In this video Ben and I demonstrate why it isn't a good idea to mess around with Weird Ed's beloved pet hamster*. We also unveil a new miracle of Science, the Glo-Weasel!

*messing around with Weird Ed's beloved pet hamster is perfectly acceptable if required to solve puzzles across multiple time periods. See Day of the Tentacle for more details.

[Via FreezeCracker.com]

Left 4 Bed: Part II
Mxyzptlk \| 4:07 AM on 05.08.2009	11 comments

Geoff and Gene and I stayed up late playing Survival Mode and observed Louis getting a little randy with one of the rocks. Poor guy gets lonely.

[NVGR] We Three Killers
Mxyzptlk \| 9:14 PM on 04.28.2009	17 comments

My friends Ben, Justin & Richie made a short film. It's stunning psychological odyssey of the minds of three young men who... fuck it

There's a chick in it tied up and you get to see her bra, okay?

Resident Evil 5: A Lesson In Tolerance
Mxyzptlk \| 12:27 AM on 03.31.2009	11 comments

Ben and I made another video for you. We hope you enjoy it. Please pay close attention, there will be a test later. People could die if you answer incorrectly. Thank you for playing.

[Via FreezeCracker]

FOOTBALL!!! Prize Unboxing
Mxyzptlk \| 1:19 PM on 03.09.2009	17 comments

Way back in the mists of time Ben & I made a football video that won a bunch of prizes and stuff. Due to UPS being staffed by Nazis, child molesters, and werewolves, the original prize package never showed up. Thanks to Samit being awesome, he finally got them to send us a new prize package. So here's me opening it up and showing off all the swag we got!

I don't seem very enthusiastic because it was about 2 or 3 in the morning when we did this, and I was a sleeply boy. Ben doesn't appear because he holding the camera. But if you listen closely on a moonless night, you just may hear his voice on the video. Thanks again Destructoid!

« OLDER

about me

Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mix" or "Mixie" for short.

I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.

I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.

I am two with nature.

I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.

I mostly come at night... Mostly.

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.

I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.

I'm like, you know... this guy.

I'm a mod on the Destructoid forums, which you should have joined already. If you see something there that needs to be baleeted, shoot me a PM. I also write over at FreezeCracker.com, contributing inane video game commentary and unfunny videos. You should have also joined there already, just to tell me how bad I suck.

Ben and I make videos. You love them and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel:

FOOTBALL!!! Blitz: the League 2 Destructoid contest
Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie
Resident Evil 5: A Lesson In Tolerance
Maniac Mansion: Requiem For a Hamster
Castle Crashers Outtakes (Terminator Contest)

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Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors

Wii Code: 8534 9943 5696 5337
SSB Brawl Code: 2750-0776-6751
Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563

Much love to domataos for my cblog banner, itemforty for my avatar, and The GHost for my DToid card, as well as every single Dtoider out there for helping to make this the best community on the Interwebs.

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