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FANBOYS/GIRLS please do not flame or start a mini-war here, OK?

Ah, yes the sidebar, I'm a 19 year old muslim gamer from the eternal place of sunshine(yeah,right) Manchester, England. I've been gaming since I was six and probably spent more hours gaming than doing anything else my enitre life, being the proud owner of a launch day playstation. Though owning only a PS3, I love my mate's 360 and if XBL ever becomes free, I'll pick a 360 up, until then, I'm doing fine with my PS3. Despite the hardcore gaming, I work out, eat healthily and have a thing for fashion and believe a man should always look good, stay clean, and stay in shape. So I'm most definitely not your stereotypical gamer. I try to be as chilled, nice and laid back as possible, I'm up for serious discussion, but not of 'TEH C0NS0LE WARZ, YO!!' type. There are much more important things in life than humping a piece of technology, or hating someone, hating anything, anyone without just reasoning, just fucking sucks in my opinion, seeing as I'm an optimist.

I'm also a film-lover of all genres, all languages. I love to read and listen to most types of music, whatever makes me feel happy. Be it Alternative, Hip-Hop, Rap, R 'N' B, Dance, House, Techno, Acid Jazz, Jazz, Electronica, J-Pop, J-Rock, Punk, Funk, or the phenomenal, ageless soundtrack of Tekken 3, I'll listen to the songs over and over again. Finally, I'm currently studying Television and Radio Production at Salford university and making firm steps to, hopefully, become one of the best film directors in the world, srsly. Thanks for reading this, and have a kick-ass day.




Systems owned: Megadrive, Commodore 64, Playstation, Playstaion 2, Playstation 3

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LISTEN UP YOU FILTHY EUROPEAN MAGGOTS, ROLL CALL!!
Mushman | 1:00 PM on 06.28.2008 28 comments


Sargeant Mushy speaking here, you puke eating soldier pussies so just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

Something will happen today ladies, an event that will impact ALL us PS3 veterans. Yes, you inbred Maniacs, you sorry excuses for gamers, the European version of the TOID clan is nearly up and running, so join and show those GOD DAMN yanks just how good us ’smelly, weird accented’ killers really are. Show those fat-arse fucks just how war ready and merciless our gaming mothers made us. I'm 1 hour off the FREAKIN 20 hours needed to make a clan. Make sure you have a mic, OR GET ONE, you cheap FUCK!! So join up today and make your Mother, Father, Wife, Husband, Mistress, cock-sucker, fanny-fiddler, friend, Boy/Girl Friend PROUD, hell I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, JUST SIGN UP YOU COCK JOCKEYS!!! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need soldiers who will

1. Surprise rape the Enemy, like so:



2. Hard-boiled sociopaths who can shut their eyes and STILL get head shots with these type of weapons:



3.Super soldiers who sleep with ‘little objects‘ (hurr, hurr) beside them, like this:



4.AAAAAAAANNND!!!!!!!! Snipers



NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20, YOU NO GOOD ARSE BANDITS, OR BY GOD SHE’LL BITCH SLAP YOU!11!!11!!!1




NOW LEAVE YOUR MGO NAME BELOW, THE BREIFING IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!

p.s There is no logo as of yet, message me on the clan screen, as in all honesty, I am shit at the logo editor, feel fre to make your own, Destructiod themed emblem.

My psn-mushmania101

My MGO- mushy

Ciao, for now



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26 comments | showing # 1 to 26
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dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:12
dephect
This post probably seemed pretty funny in your head huh...?
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:16
Mushman
@Dephect, no not really, I just wanted to differ from the us versions.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:27
Ub3rSlug
@Mushy:

Don't have a PS3, MGS4, nor do I live in Europe, but damn this briefing was intense.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:30
Mushman
@ANGELS, Mgo euro clan BLOG, thats what.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:33
Anus Mcphanus
Sweet I shotgun the Surprise rape position on the team!

PSN: CumberlandPrince

MGO name: Mr_Prince (I don't think they liked the word cum in cumberland hur hur hur)

you know I got a headset and am good to go um.... sir!
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:36
Anus Mcphanus
oh and the skills I normally use are SMG+, CQC+, Quarterback and Runner just in case you wanted to know for member roles or something
emile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:37
emile
<3 Mushman
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:50
Projectexodus
About fucking time!

MGO tag: Gardar
PSN: Gardaros

I just bought a PS3 so I dont have a mic now, but I'll get one in a few days once I leave this small town I live in.

I use CQC, assault rifle, runner and that skill that uploads the location of an enemy attacker to the SOP.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:54
Shin Oni
....have fun.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:00
wilbo
add me and give me emblem priveleges
i made a pretty kick-ass emblem during the beta
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:15
MrSadistic
Well good luck to all 5 Europeans playing online.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:23
Niero
I loled :)
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:36
MATTFOO
oh dang!!1
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 15:18
MaximusPaynicus
I laughed... and now feel only shame.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 15:48
CALkulon
I'm in. Will msg/add you in the next few days, maggot.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:12
Mushman
@EVERYONE thats interested, It's finally up!!!!!!!!

Name- TOID, unoriginal, yes, but efficent. Also, it represents this great site. GO JOIN NOW, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!!

I'll pm you over DTIOD as well, oh and about pre-defined roles, I'm going to be one of the assault rifle guys, seing as I am nearly level 3 with that, I basically use for EVERYTHING, including sniping, I specialise in mid to far(via scope) range combat, also

monomania+
runner++
sniper+

@ANus, fitting name for some rape, don't you agree? yes you can be the CQC guy. Seeing as you have focused on close(CQC) to mid,(smg) combat

@wilbo, consider it done, soldier. You are a fucking machine BTW, I royally got my ass kicked by you, so tell me what role you want to be in.

@projectexodus, lol, i use the same, you can be the assault
guy with me if you want, that momnomanis skill sure is tasty, and extremly effective
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:22
Mushman
Correction, *MONOMANIA*

Also CALKULON, rapings for you tonight, and guess by who?

@Mecha, you are not a true patriot, THIS is what you should've posted, Betrayer of your own country, *SPITS near Mecha's feet*

Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:22
Mushman
Correction, *MONOMANIA*

Also CALKULON, rapings for you tonight, and guess by who?

@Mecha, you are not a true patriot, THIS is what you should've posted, Betrayer of your own country, *SPITS near Mecha's feet*

Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:26
Mushman
I'll be playing ut3 tonight guys, so just join and I'll accepy your requests later, I'll mail you in game as well
tonight


AS the British SAS says

'Semper Fi'
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:47
shipero
Holy crap, it's the European y0j1mb0. Then this must mean there's an American Takeshi out there somewhere.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 20:14
linuxguy
MGO:linuxguy
also I'm african
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 06:47
ParaParaKing
Actually I don't enjoy MGO enough to play it competitively.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 07:13
Takeshi
If so Shipero, I'm happy to trade.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 09:00
Takeshi
That maybe sounded like I was being a dick but I had American gamerelease and price in mind...
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