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I'm Jake, 22, from a tiny, religious, redneck town. I've been lurking around Dtoid for a while now but never took the time to join. I currently play drums in a punk band with my brahs. Right now we're pretty much starting over since we had to kick out our singer and guitarist. I also just dropped out of college, it was messin with work and the band. Aside from that I really like video games. When you're young and live miles away from anywhere you tend to get pretty bored, so I'm pretty sure that's how video games and I became lovers. I've been playing since the NES days, tried getting into stuff that came before that for nostalgic purposes, but no matter how much I try, I just can't get into it. Since then I've played SNES, Genesis, PS1, N64, PS2, XBOX, GameCube, XBOX360, Wii, PSP, and every GameBoy since day one. I sold my Wii cause I hated it, but I'll be picking one back up for Brawl. I also haven't bought a PS3 because it still needs more games. I don't play much of the older consoles any more, but they're still in my collection, safe from harm.

-Currently Playing-

Oblivion (third play though)
Call of Duty 4 (Veteran, multiplayer)
Team Fortress 2
Rock Band (Band World Tour)
Multi Theft Auto San Andreas

Some of my faves:


Bionic Commando
Double Dragon
Duck Hunt
Kid Icarus
Kirby's Adventure
The Legend of Zelda
Mega Man
Ninja Gaiden
Ninja Gaiden 2
Ninja Gaiden 3
River City Ransom
Smash TV
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 3
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2


ActRaiser 2
Chrono Trigger
Donkey Kong Country
E.V.O. Search of Eden
Kirby's Dream Land 3
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mortal Kombat 2
Mortal Kombat 3
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy
Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting
Super Mario All Stars
Super Mario Kart
Super Mario World
Super Mario World 2
Super Metroid
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Turtles in Time
Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3


Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Red
Super Mario Land
Super Mario Land 2


Comix Zone
Road Rash
Road Rash 2
Road Rash 3
Samurai Showdown
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Streets of Rage
Streets of Rage 2
Streets of Rage 3
Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3


Banjo Kazooie
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Destruction Derby 64
Diddy Kong Racing
Excitebike 64
F-Zero X
GoldenEye 007
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Mario Kart 64
Mario Party
Mortal Kombat 4
Perfect Dark
Pokemon Stadium
Road Rash 64
Star Fox 64
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros.
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
Vigilante 8
Yoshi's Story


Chrono Cross
Fighting Force
Final Fantasy 7
God of War
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto 2
Grand Theft Auto 3
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
The Godfather
Guitar Hero 2
Jet Moto
Katamari Damacy
Mass Effect
Mega Man Anniversary Edition
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
MTV Music Generator 2
Primal Rage
Red Faction
Shadow of the Colossus
Soul Calibur 2
Thrasher: Skate and Destroy
Tomb Raider 2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
Twisted Metal
Twisted Metal 2
Twisted Metal: Black Online


Donkey Konga
F-Zero GX
The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Mario Kart Double Dash!!
Metroid Prime
Resident Evil 4
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
Wii Sports


Assassin's Creed
Battlefield 2: Modern Combat
Burnout 3: Takedown
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 2: Big Red One
Call of Duty 3
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay
Dead Rising
The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
Fable: The Lost Chapters
Fight Night Round 3
Gears of War
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo 2
Halo 3
Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Ninja Gaiden
The Orange Box
Rock Band
Soul Calibur 2


Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Counter Strike: Source
Half Life
Half Life 2
Team Fortress 2
Unreal Tournament 2004


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