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Brett Ratner Wants to Direct "Guitar Hero" Movie; WHAT
MrSadistic | 11:58 PM on 08.28.2008 20 comments





Oh Brett Ratner.

Oh you poor, poor man.

When I was a naive little boy, I thought the first two Rush Hour movies were pretty hilarious. After doing a little growing up (read: none), and watching that god-awful movie, X-Men: The Last Stand, I realized how horribly bad your movies really were. Now comes news of Mr. Ratner wanting people to suffer even more by the hands of his man-made abortions:

During an interview over at MTV Multiplayer, discussing his "Best Director" Video Music Awards nomiation for his work on a Miley Cyrus video (what), Ratner states that he wants to direct a Guitar Hero movie.

No I shit you not.

"I love Guitar Hero and I think it’s a part of pop culture. I would love to do a Guitar Hero movie, if Activision would ever let me. I’m trying to convince them, but why would you have a movie screw up such a huge franchise? Not that I would make a bad movie. So that would be cool, to do a Guitar Hero movie."

Yes, because every movie Brett Ratner has touched is pure gold.

Ratner continues, describing the plot:

"It could be about a kid from a small town who dreams of being a rock star and he wins the Guitar Hero competition. One of these dreams-[come-true] kind of concepts."

I kept reading over the article hoping that it was some sort of joke gone horribly, horribly wrong. I don't know what's worst: the fact he actually wants to make a Guitar Hero movie, or the fact the plot sounds awfully familiar.

Of course nothing is set in stone at this point and it's not like Activision to whore out the Guitar Hero franchise, right? RIGHT?!



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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 00:29
Krow
And so dies my faith in humanity. I'm going to go watch The Wizard now.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 00:29
Sharpless
Followed by Cooking Mama: The Movie and Cooking Mama: With A Vengeance.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 00:33
Rifter01
The Wizard came to my mind also.

Guitar Hero Movie. It just rolls off the tounge.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 00:36
Puppy Licks
Good I say, let him keep making Miley Cyrus videos and Guitar Hero movies. It'll keep him from fucking up any already good movie franchises that are out there.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 01:20
nebones
WAT?!
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 01:35
Vigor
That would be a interesting movie. At the end of the movie theres a huge show. The jonas brothers come out and play plastic guitars, and Will Smith is in the crowd and gives them a thumbs up. Because he is their agent, awesome premise right?

It will probably be just as good as X-Men 3 was.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 01:43
Usedtabe
You know, people always say "facepalm" or post a "facepalm.jpg" and I laugh but I've never really "face palmed" over anything. Until I read this"

"It could be about a kid from a small town who dreams of being a rock star and he wins the Guitar Hero competition. One of these dreams-[come-true] kind of concepts."

Then my reflexs kicked in and I just threw my face in my palm, truly understanding the amount of "you've got to be fucking kidding me" other people must feel when they feel the need to post "facepalm". The amount of bullshit in that premise, and the amount of bullshit that it's just stupid enough to be taken seriously, makes me want to punch a child.
Acefowl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 05:04
Acefowl
Hey, at least it makes more sense than that live-action Pac-Man movie they were planning.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 08:48
TheDreadHawk
Maybe it'll star that kid that dropped out of High School for Guitar Hero.
Rhyno's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 09:54
Rhyno
Didn't South Park already do pretty much everything that could be done with a Guitar Hero storyline?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 15:07
TrailerParkJesus
I actually wanna see this get made. I love unintentional comedies.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 19:58
liam2015
WTF is this bullshit.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 02:52
mix
The thing I can't believe is that I am ACTUALLY posting on a Mr.Sadistic blog!

That movie would suck balls and I hope it never sees the light of day.
DreRox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 00:41
DreRox
hey thanks man :D love you to.
OhJAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2008 22:56
OhJAM
If Brett Ratner gets hit by a bus in Hollywood, I will believe in the god of the first religion to claim it as a divine miracle.
mudkip5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 22:56
mudkip5000
Uwe Boll should do it.
Mr Gumsandals's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 06:18
Mr Gumsandals
The man Ratner is lip locked with is legendary film producer Robert Evans. His autobio is so worthy. The closing lines are: "Fuck 'em, fuck em all." Good advice to anybody.

Re Miley Cyrus, she scares me no matter what she's in.
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