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Ellis Emsley may look like your typical innocent 4-year-old boy, but underneath the cuteness lies the black heart of a true video gamer. Tired of his older brother, 6-year-old Danny, constantly hogging the family's Wii console, Ellis did what every video gamer did when denied his precious video games: he got revenge, and pissed all over the Wii console. Yes, he dropped trou' and unleashed the yellow fury all over his Wii.
From the story: Their mother Kerry, 25, said: 'It seems Ellis got fed up with Danny being obsessed with the Wii and refusing to play with him."'Danny was speechless with rage, Ellis knew he had done something wrong and went and hid under his bed.' The £250 console was bought for Christmas following months of searching by the boys' father, Darren, 33. The family from Fleetwood, Lancashire, are now keeping their fingers crossed that the 'accident' will be covered by their home insurance. 'It must surely be counted as a leak,' Mr Emsley said." Horrible puns aside, what Ellis did has to be the greatest video game related revenge story ever. I mean if I was pushed around and was constantly held back from playing my favorite console, I know the best course of action would be to pee all over it. Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=82117&in_page_id=34
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Wii puns getting tired? Not as tiring as hearing people wanting to buy Wiis.
General pubic tired of Nintendo Home-Gaming Machine The Fifth puns!
lolololololoh god just kill me please.