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Im not sure how many of you are familiar with "The Onion" its a satirical newspaper that has some of the funniest articles Ive read on print. Anyway, theyre making a movie apparently: I hope that works, Im not HTML savvy, but if it doesnt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY


Its about damn time...

that Friday rolled around, I dont know about the rest of ya, but Im just about ready to go home pop open a bottle of wine and go to town. Despite the fact that Im working tomorrow. Ugh. Since my triumphant return I was (to ...


Super Mario is a fucking lush.

DONT STOP BELIEVIN!!! Cause Journey kicks fucking ass. Hey boys and girls, I know how much youve missed me. Others will be like "YOU WUR GON3!? LULZ!!" Good to be back, since well, my job basically blocked this site. BL...



So Ron Workman's post got me thinking...after a few drinks wed all like to fuck sheep. I mean.. make sweet t shirt designs inspired by the gaming community. So since Destructoid has a tendency to raffle stuff off like th...


News Flash! Santas NOT real.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071203/od_afp/swedenchristmaskyrgyzstansantaoffbeat_071203163428 Just thought this story was pretty funny. Its straight up copy pasta. But I thought this last line in the article was one of th...


"Aint got time to bleed..."

Hello boys and girls of Destructoid, Ive been gone for a minute. (If anyone even noticed) but Im back! And yes with more art! Art for the begging masses...because Im sure all of you beg. In one form or another. It feels goo...



All the hooplah of Street Fighter 4 has my blood boiling for a chance to play it, will it be like SF3?! OR a return to the old school of Alpha? Or is it gonna be a brand spankin new game altogether and hopefully nothing like ...



So which is it? I prefer Abdominal snowman, yeah yeah I know its ABOMINABLE. But whats scarier, some Fat Yeti? or a creature with a six pack? I thought so. TOO SWOLL OUT OF CONTROL!! There you go boys and girls, the infamous sasquatch that would ruin your high score in SKI FREE. What a douchebag.



Before I start up this discussion, I just wanted to say I bought the orange box at my lunchtime. Needless to say, Im salivating at the idea of popping in this sucker the second I get home from work, and just play the weekend ...



I wish Jim Sterling the best of luck to make us all look good at the awards ceremony tonight. So help you god if you come back home empty handed boy. I hope I made the deadline to show up in Cowzillas blog. :)



Alright, so NOW Im finished haha, as much as I wanted to add Magus to the bunch there just wasnt any space, (and no I was NOT gonna cram him behind Glass Joe) but here it is: But Ill tell you this, I will consider giving Magus and the rest of the crew the Junko treatment and do their own piece..Thanks for the help my fellow Robots. -cheers-


About MrJunkoone of us since 3:27 PM on 07.25.2007

So this is the part where I pretty much give you a condensed version of who I am, what I like, what I listen to and all that other rubbish.

I like to draw, lots, I like it even more than eating (and living by myself and having to pay rent just goes hand in hand) Beer is awesome, DARK beer, none of this Corona/Miller/Budweiser/Coors piss water the majority of people drink.

Im an old school gamer, and by old school I mean I cashed my grandmas Social security check to buy me an Atari 2600. GANGSTAAAA!!

Oh and Big Poppa Gamers dancing asian chick icon/avatar doesnt help me concentrate on anything.

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