So this is the part where I pretty much give you a condensed version of who I am, what I like, what I listen to and all that other rubbish.
I like to draw, lots, I like it even more than eating (and living by myself and having to pay rent just goes hand in hand) Beer is awesome, DARK beer, none of this Corona/Miller/Budweiser/Coors piss water the majority of people drink.
Im an old school gamer, and by old school I mean I cashed my grandmas Social security check to buy me an Atari 2600. GANGSTAAAA!!
Oh and Big Poppa Gamers dancing asian chick icon/avatar doesnt help me concentrate on anything.
So Ron Workman's post got me thinking...after a few drinks wed all like to fuck sheep.
make sweet t shirt designs inspired by the gaming community.
So since Destructoid has a tendency to raffle stuff off like the dirty sideshow carnies you are, I thought it would be a cool idea to have a t-shirt design contest. I haven't been on the site for THAT long, long enough, but I'm not sure if you have held this kind of contest.
But since there are some of us who feel that we are up for the challenge, then why not!?
I know there are a lot of us on here that are artistically inclined, and even if some of us aren't, we've got some pretty funny/cynical bastards on here that make up for that.
So why not!? WHAT SAY YOU DTOID COMMUNITY!?
See what happens when we don't make t shirts?! Poor broads have to wear my bullets to keep themselves warm. Don't they know I need them to keep suckas in check!?
Just thought this story was pretty funny. Its straight up copy pasta. But I thought this last line in the article was one of the funniest things Ive read.
"Another report circulating on the Internet suggested however that Santa's sleigh, weighed down with presents and travelling at supersonic speed, would encounter such massive air resistance that the entire contraption would burst into flames and be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second."