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10:42 AM on 03.06.2008


Im not sure how many of you are familiar with "The Onion" its a satirical newspaper that has some of the funniest articles Ive read on print. Anyway, theyre making a movie apparently:


I hope that works, Im not HTML savvy, but if it doesnt:   read

11:26 AM on 02.29.2008

Its about damn time...

that Friday rolled around, I dont know about the rest of ya, but Im just about ready to go home pop open a bottle of wine and go to town. Despite the fact that Im working tomorrow. Ugh.

Since my triumphant return I was (to my surprise) asked about my art. So heres a little piece Ive been working on, Im considering making this a series of pics, kinda like pin up girls.

Yep, there she is. In all of her Full Metal Jacket glory.

Dont think Ive forgotten about MR. DESTRUCTOID COMIC, (see blog below) Ive gotta get to work on that as well as this Cancun contest. Im winning suckas, thats all there is to it.   read

1:42 PM on 02.28.2008

Super Mario is a fucking lush.


Cause Journey kicks fucking ass.

Hey boys and girls, I know how much youve missed me. Others will be like


Good to be back, since well, my job basically blocked this site. BLASPHEMY. And uh, internet hasnt been working at home.

Either way, good to be back!

You know whats awesome?

A mario themed bar

With Mario themed drinks.

Fuck Cancun guys, I think we should ROLL OUT!!

CH-Ch-check it out:   read

9:30 AM on 12.19.2007


So Ron Workman's post got me thinking...after a few drinks wed all like to fuck sheep.

I mean..

make sweet t shirt designs inspired by the gaming community.

So since Destructoid has a tendency to raffle stuff off like the dirty sideshow carnies you are, I thought it would be a cool idea to have a t-shirt design contest. I haven't been on the site for THAT long, long enough, but I'm not sure if you have held this kind of contest.

But since there are some of us who feel that we are up for the challenge, then why not!?

I know there are a lot of us on here that are artistically inclined, and even if some of us aren't, we've got some pretty funny/cynical bastards on here that make up for that.


See what happens when we don't make t shirts?! Poor broads have to wear my bullets to keep themselves warm. Don't they know I need them to keep suckas in check!?   read

3:02 PM on 12.11.2007



11:06 AM on 12.04.2007

News Flash! Santas NOT real.

Just thought this story was pretty funny. Its straight up copy pasta. But I thought this last line in the article was one of the funniest things Ive read.

"Another report circulating on the Internet suggested however that Santa's sleigh, weighed down with presents and travelling at supersonic speed, would encounter such massive air resistance that the entire contraption would burst into flames and be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second."


Forgot to add the article: hyuk hyuk   read

11:33 AM on 12.03.2007

"Aint got time to bleed..."

Hello boys and girls of Destructoid, Ive been gone for a minute. (If anyone even noticed) but Im back! And yes with more art! Art for the begging masses...because Im sure all of you beg. In one form or another.

It feels good to be back, to talk more trash, post more art, and become a fully functional member of the Aperture family.

I mean Destructoid. yes.

Anyways, this piece if you havent guessed it, is from Predator. The greatest Schwarzenegger movie of all time (OH NO HE DIDNT!!!) yes I just did.


8:45 AM on 10.22.2007


All the hooplah of Street Fighter 4 has my blood boiling for a chance to play it, will it be like SF3?! OR a return to the old school of Alpha? Or is it gonna be a brand spankin new game altogether and hopefully nothing like Street Fighter Ex plus alpha 3. God that game sucked. Either way, heres hoping Capcom does a good job on their flagship. If you spoil one of the finest games Ive played since help me....


3:12 PM on 10.15.2007


So which is it? I prefer Abdominal snowman, yeah yeah I know its ABOMINABLE. But whats scarier, some Fat Yeti? or a creature with a six pack? I thought so. TOO SWOLL OUT OF CONTROL!!

There you go boys and girls, the infamous sasquatch that would ruin your high score in SKI FREE. What a douchebag.   read

3:51 PM on 10.12.2007


Before I start up this discussion, I just wanted to say I bought the orange box at my lunchtime. Needless to say, Im salivating at the idea of popping in this sucker the second I get home from work, and just play the weekend away. WOOHOO!

Anyway, with all this Nintendo business, whether its refusing to drop price (which is reasonable, since most of the units are flying off the shelves anyway) or delaying a game for A LOT longer than necessary. I just wanted to bring up the fact that Nintendo seems to take care of its portable system a lot more than it does it console. So many games on the DS are awesome, Phoenix Wright, the Castlevania's, Mario DS, Trauma Center, etc. Why does their handheld have more titles? Why are there BETTER titles?!

Reason I figure its because they are number one in the hand-held market, and just like to cruise on the success of their it and kind of give their console the "well get to you soon enough".

Anyone feel the same way? I didnt hesitate to buy a DS, but after I bought the GC, and its lack of games (the games that were on it were pretty good, but far and few between) Im hesitating on buying a Wii, if ever. All Im saying is, Smash Brawl better be the best damn fighter Ill play in my life.

Whattya think?   read

3:58 PM on 10.11.2007


I wish Jim Sterling the best of luck to make us all look good at the awards ceremony tonight. So help you god if you come back home empty handed boy.

I hope I made the deadline to show up in Cowzillas blog. :)   read

5:04 PM on 10.10.2007


Alright, so NOW Im finished haha, as much as I wanted to add Magus to the bunch there just wasnt any space, (and no I was NOT gonna cram him behind Glass Joe) but here it is:

But Ill tell you this, I will consider giving Magus and the rest of the crew the Junko treatment and do their own piece..Thanks for the help my fellow Robots. -cheers-   read

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