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News Flash! Santas NOT real.
MrJunko \| 11:06 AM on 12.04.2007	8 comments

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071203/od_afp/swedenchristmaskyrgyzstansantaoffbeat_071203163428

Just thought this story was pretty funny. Its straight up copy pasta. But I thought this last line in the article was one of the funniest things Ive read.

"Another report circulating on the Internet suggested however that Santa's sleigh, weighed down with presents and travelling at supersonic speed, would encounter such massive air resistance that the entire contraption would burst into flames and be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second."

Fucking AWESOME

Forgot to add the article: hyuk hyuk

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

blehman

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071203/od_afp/swedenchristmaskyrgyzstansantaoffbeat_071203163428

There you go.

MrJunko

foiled me again internet. damn you...damn you to hell.

Rockvillian

Pics or it didn't happe- WAIT! There are pics, thanks to Mr Junko!

B-Radicate

Haha, I lol'd.

Cowzilla3

Wait...what are you talking about. I don't understand, Santa is real! I saw him at the mall...

bbrigg1

That was my dad, asshole.

Edarios

that's silly...not every kid is getting presents, only the ones that have been good. this fact completely throws off those numbers.

kawitchate

santa isn't real?

why you lie, make dawson cry?

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