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I'm Riley and I'm 21. I'm an artist, a writer, a musician, a comedian, a drinker, and most of all a gamer. I eat sleep and shit games, it's just what I do. I can never get enough of them or anything to do with games. My dream is to have a job in the game industry but until then I'm working customer service. I also run a podcast with my friend and roommate called Fanboy and Skinny. It's a weekly podcast full of nerd news and comedy check us out at http://fanboyandskinny.libsyn.com/webpage.
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Zombies=Awesome
MrJohans0n | 10:33 PM on 05.04.2009 13 comments






Zombies, those undead little fuckers from hell that seem to bring people such enjoyment. Why is it that zombies are so great? Is it that they can not only scare the shit out of but also make you laugh your ass off. Zombies come in so many different shapes and sizes. They are in one word: awesome. Honestly zombie movies though a lot of times corny are still awesome. Shaun of the Dead, hilarious, The 28 days/weeks movies pretty good. Evil Dead and Army of Darkness Awesome as well as Day/Dawn of the Dead, Planet Terror, and Black Sheep to name a few. (for those of you that haven't seen black sheep its about zombie sheep.) Zombies in video games genius. Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, Dead Rising, Dead Space, Half Life 2 not a zombie game but has zombies in it.

In both movies and games zombies are one of the only things that will scare your face off and make you laugh until you pee. Though disgusting, decomposing, asses they are awesome. In my opinion making a zombie game can never go wrong, unless its Resident Evil 4 or 5 then it can but that's only because of shitty controls. I own Left 4 Dead and love it how can running around shooting Zombies not be fun. Dead Rising, a mall full of tons of stuff all used for beating zombies brains out. The half life zombies are really creepy and mostly dumb but not always. And today I am proud to say that I played Plants vs. Zombies and it is amazing. You plant well plants that are weapons and you protect your house from zombies. You got tons of different plants along with a ton of different zombie types it was some of the most fun I'd had playing a game and that surprised me. Though I did play it while at work so that probably had something to do with it. Zombies I tell ya you can't go wrong with zombies.






The various types of zombies depending on who made the game or wrote the movie. You've got those god damn fast zombies like L4D hunters and the zombies in the 28 days/weeks later movies. You've got the classic stumble around really dumb zombies that don't really fight back. The weird alien zombies from Resident Evil 4 and 5 and Half Life 2. And all the other ones in between.

Out of all the zombie games Left 4 Dead is hands down my favorite I can play it for days and not get sick of it its truly an amazing game. And Shaun of the Dead and Planet Terror are two of my all time favorite movies. Zombies, all they ask for is your brain and honestly is that too much? I think not.



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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12
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Intruder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 22:52
Intruder
30 days? You mean 28 days?
MrJohans0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 22:54
MrJohans0n
fuck ya that what I meant
MrJohans0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 22:55
MrJohans0n
there now its all good
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 23:43
Artemus
Zombies.
Gotta love 'em!
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 23:44
Blasto
I approve this message;and Left 4 Dead is a never-ending well of awesome.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2009 00:28
pedrovay2003
The first sentence of this blog is quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever read.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2009 03:36
UglyDuck
I'll read anything vaguely related to Left 4 Dead.

Nice try, but use a couple of images and take the time to proof read before you upload your blog.
MrJohans0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2009 07:27
MrJohans0n
Awesome glad to see fellow zombie lovers and to ugly duck thanks for the feed back i'll try and get some images together and see if i can make this better
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2009 08:22
ZombiePlatypus
I approve this message.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2009 09:00
zombiekiller13
A discussion about zombies in movies and games, yet no mention of Night/Dawn/Day?

You sir just made George Romero cry.

Though, you get points for mentioning Shaun of the Dead before 28 Days/Weeks Later.

Also, Dead Space is a stretch. The enemies you face are humans-turned-aliens, even though they are created in the same manner (for the most part) as zombies.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2009 15:25
Aziel13
zombie for president 12
Mary Firefighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2011 08:40
Mary Firefighter
Thanks for your patience and sorry for the inconvenience!
Best regards, Mary, CEO of website advertising and iscsi redundant
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