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Why don't we use uber?
MrJohans0n | 11:09 AM on 05.16.2009 24 comments


While at work yesterday I miss read some paper towel packaging it said ultra but I thought it said uber, it got me thinking why don't we use uber more. I think its a great word to describe many things. Imagine going to a fast food restaurant and having the option of uber size? An uber pizza maybe? Anything really. Uber absorbent instead of just plain old ultra. I think we need to start using uber in everyday life a lot more. The days of ultra are dead the people need a change. A new word to help describe how big or awesome something is, or how well it can do its job. Like telling someone you're an uber hard worker, sounds like an instant job to me. We need uber plain and simple.



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SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 11:38
SilverDragon1979
This blog is uber short!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 11:39
MrSadistic
Because God rapes your mother every Wednesday.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:04
Qraze
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:05
Qraze
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:05
Qraze
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:05
Qraze
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:05
Qraze
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:14
Kraid
waffles
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:19
RonBurgandy2010
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:19
JACK of No Trades
I think Qraze is drunk again.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:19
randombullseye
@Qraze


wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:26
AgentMOO
Because it's a German word.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:39
Zippyduda
I was about to mention Uber in SSX but Qraze already did, I think its a good word. Lol Moo
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:54
ThunderHeartXI
Why would we throw a German word into an other wise English sentence? Stop playing Counter Strike and enjoy the English language as it actually is. Kawaii, desu, neko and whatnot.
Origin488's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:55
Origin488
I'm a certified Sherpa.


No lie
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 12:59
Daniel Carneiro
über just means above... and please use the dots ;)
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:26
themizarkshow
because the Germans lost two world wars and we let them choose whether they'd like to have cool words in our vocab or make awesome cars. They chose cars. Go figure.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:54
garison
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
Brandnamecommercial's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 15:15
Brandnamecommercial
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:38
etirflita
Why don't we use a rubber? Some of the most common excuses for not using a condom are:
* "I'm healthy"
* "I like it natural"
* "I couldn't be bothered"
* "I don't like them"
* "I lose sensitivity"
* "I forgot to use one
* "It affects my performance"
* "Ruins the moment"
* "They hurt"
* "They're not safe"
* "I'm sterile"
* "I've no change for the machine"
* "We've been seeing each other for a while"
* "Condoms are too small"
* "I'm allergic to them"
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 20:08
eternalplayer2345
"I've no change for the machine"

HAHAHAHA
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 22:50
RonBurgandy2010
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 04:28
mourning orange
wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.

wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.

wow, i think after reading this i was struck by the uber stupid stick. uber. i prefer giant size, black size or even extreme size, not uber size. it may have been cool in ssx tricky when i got the uber board but it was the same size as the all the others. uber is not a word meaning big or large, it just means whomever used it ran out of words for something that was suppose to have a cool name.

say uber about 6 times in your head and you'll realise who retarded it sounds. uber, goober, doober, booger, tuber. not one of those sounds good except boober.
jakebattey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 07:00
jakebattey
@AgentMoo And you know that the Germans make good stuff.
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