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I know what you are thinking based off this title. This guy is crazy, well maybe I am, but I am also bitter that the united states will not be getting the smaller version of the new 3ds, and that we will only be recieving two colors red and black of the xl model AND that the system is not sold with a charger because who needs that shit. 1andDONE AMIRITE? well, Here is why nintendo hates Murica. The fact that we don't get the smaller version demonstrates the japanese think we are just cowboys who wear big hats all the time, to them we are the big hat people that have a society built around big portions, big buildings, and other needlessly big shit. So they are only selling us big shit now.
Thats fucked up but whats more fucked up is nintendo equates us to Nazi Germany. The only two colors we are offered are black and red. You know who else liked black and red? you guessed it Adolf Hitler. Black and Red are power colors which is why Hitler liked them. to Nintendo Americans are hitlers apparently. Sure we killed a lot of their people between the two nuclear bombs and the tokyo fire bombing but come on that was like 60 years ago. maybe they shouldnt have blown our shit up. Also we dont get anything to power our hitler machines symbolizing that they don't want our hitler machines to work and they are hoping for the collapse of our society. Ok nintendo I see you; I get it.
You may be saying wait mysterious anonomous internet author on a public forum based around videogames, Nintendo of America makes the decisions of what to sell to the United States. Yes you got me, or so you think, but theres more who owns Nintendo of America I ask? Nintendo. Thats right Nintendo owns Nintendo of America. Go think about that for a while. Now that you see that you can recognize that I am right and any other opinion is wrong.
Sidenote: What the fuck is this picture. google images has really gone downhill.
Maybe I'm just angry cause they won't take my money for the smaller console or they won't give me a charger with the system they are asking 200 dollars for, but what if I am right? what if this is the pearl harbo of nintendo 3DS? Can we risk this as a country as a North America?
This was an angry slightly humorous rant. Don't me too upset, like me who is upset I cant put kawaii faceplates on my 3DS of reasonable size. also i dont give a shit about grammir.
ps I found the pictures on google plz dont get mad google they are not my own work nor do i claim them to b