Me and the Postman are not friends, most of the time he gives me nothing but bills and junk but not today Mr. Postman is my friend. Yes today he gave me a package.
A package from Hong Kong! Lets see what's inside of said package?
Hmmm now that looks like a Game or a DVD. Maybe it's that Midget (or Little People to be politically correct) porno i ordered? God i hope it is!
Oh a PS3 game? So it's not my porno, Bastard!
Now were getting some where!
Right at this moment in time have a raging hard on!