I work in an office. 8 hours a day in front of a fucking computer is enough to drive a man to commit mass murder. I don't really want to be a mass murderer. That is why I take a lot of pretend poops. My coworkers probably think I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome or something. I spend at least an hour and a half per day in the john. You may be asking yourself, why? I'll tell you fucking why; because I love my PSP. There I said it. I sit in the bathroom playing PSP.


I suck at Photoshop...

Pretend poop is going to be my place to talk about the games I play for the wonderful little PSP. Not reviews per say, just light discussion. I have quite a backlog but I decided to start with one I just played, not more than 5 minutes ago.



I want to start by saying that I have been playing this game for a little over 2 weeks now. I only really play while pretend pooping and I just finished the third level. JUST THE FUCKING THIRD! This game is hard. Not stupid, frustrating hard, it has just the right difficulty for me 5 years ago. But present me has been spoiled by the dumbed down, made for the masses titles that have been flooding my gaming time. If you don’t have perfect timing on almost every move you make you will get owned. A lot. Flying medusa heads, while usually a weak nuisance, are your worst enemy when they send you flying onto a revolving floor tile, which in turn sends you plummeting into the abyss. Plus, you only get three lives per continue. They weren’t fucking around with this one. It is definitely a breath of fresh air and a nice looking game as well.

Has anyone else enjoyed thios gem? If so, do you think it is that hard? Or, do i just suck that bad?

I gotta go do some "work" now, so I apologize for the brief post. I will try to come back and add some more when I can.