Greetings. Greetings. Welcome to Just 5 More Minutes...Vol. 1.

Video games can be an additcting habit. Not so much as, you know, crystal meth, serial killing, or whatever it is Catholic Priests and little boys do together. But still pretty bad.

How often have you been balls (or female genitalia) deep in a game and said to yourself "Just 5 more minutes"? I know I have done it a few times myself.

Im here to discuss the games that cause this phenomenon in gamers. What better place to start then one im stuck on right now?


I is addicted to da Puzzle Quest. Also, pink stuffed dinosawrz

I was first afflicted with 5moreminute-itis with the DS version of this gem. With some therapy and heavy drinking, i was able to shed that demon. Alas, good ol' Microsoft has to hit me when im down. Way to cause a relapse guys.

Now, instead of playing all the $60 games i recently bought, i use my 360 to move little colored symbols around in order to slay ogres and the like. I am actually sitting at my desk at work, tired as all hell, because i didnt realize that little thing with the numbers some people call a clo-ck had moved its itty-bitty arms to 4am. My beloved Guitar Hero can barely squeeze its way in between me and my warrior who rides a rat.

I think this is one game that many, many of you have had similar experiences with. If so, drop me a line in those nifty little boxes below. Let me know that i am not alone in this cruel world. Well, not alone. I always have my warrior...

P.S. I am going to attempt to make a semi-regular feature out of this, spanning all consoles and genres. If i manage to do so, i promise, they will get better. Maybe ill throw in some bewbz to be safe if this one bombs...

Also PS is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated o_O..