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12:04 PM on 10.29.2008  

Bored At Work Contest - Make Me Laugh!!!



Im sitting at my desk trying not to stab myself in the eyes with these cheap ass pens that we have in the office. I need a good laugh so I decided to have myself a little contest. I have two little prizes up for grabs. The first is a Call of Duty: World at War PC Beta Code. The second is the Kratos/Medusa/Minotaur LBP code from Gamestop. The rules will be simple.

Rule #1
Just make me laugh.

Rule#2
It can be through a picture, video, website...anything. Just try to keep it semi-SFW. No Nudity please!

Rule#3
Specify which item you would like if you are chosen. Prizes will be awarded as soon as I get my laughs.

Rule#4
Multiple entries are fine, just don't go nuts.



Have fun with it.

Also, If you have LBP leave your PSN!   read


11:51 AM on 10.08.2008  

Quickblog! LBP Beta Codes!!! Almost Guaranteed!

DTOID ARMY!




I HAVE JUST BEEN GIVEN INSIDE INFORMATION THAT USA TODAY HAS ABOUT 15,000 LBP BETA CODES TO DISTRIBUTE! SINCE NO ONE READS THAT PAPER FOR VIDEO GAMES, THEY ARE HAVING A HARD TIME GIVING THEM AWAY. THAT IS WHY I AM FORCED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND TELL YOU TO SEND AN EMAIL TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS.

[email protected]

IN THE SUBJECT PUT " LITTLE BIG PLANET BETA". IN THE BODY YOU HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME MORE THAN BILL CLINTON LIKES GETTING HEAD.

THIS IS WHAT I SENT:

Hello,

I heard that you guys have LBP beta codes and i would love to be able to get one. I paid $400 for a ps3 just to play this game and I'm dying to see if it was worth it. If you can find it in your hearts to fulfill my humble request, I will forever be in your debt and I vow to subscribe to USA Today until the day I die. Maybe longer if they will let me. Thank you in advance for your unparalleled generosity and for helping to fulfill my dreams and justify my credit card debt.

THANK YOU!!!!!

-Mr Wilson

SO DO IT NOW. ME AND KRYPTINITE, ALONG WITH SOME OTHER CHOICE DTOIDERS HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED OUR CODES!!!

CAPS!!!

Thanks for (just) the tip, Kryptinite   read


9:21 AM on 09.30.2008  

Go to Target....NOOOOW!!!

So yesterday I was at work reading c-blogs, instead of working, like usual. I came across UnstoppableJuggernaut's Scene-It at Target blog. I thought to myself...I have that shit already...fuck this. But alas, I decided to swing by my local Target (or 3) and see if they had any other deals. I dont know what exactly is going on, I guess they are trying to clear space for this monstrosity music games or something, but I hit the fucking jackoffpot. So, the moral of this BS blog is go to your local Target and get down on some of this motherfucking deals!!!

I figured lots of pictures are better than those stupid ass word things.


$7.50 - Fucking great deal on an awesome game!!! Buy it!



$9.99 - Only played this one for a few minutes, but great for fans. Buy it if your into this kind of thing.



$17.99 - Weird game, and this is coming from a former Magic: TG player. Buy it for the camera alone.


$14.99 - This one really surprised me. Its fairly new and a fucking awesome racing game. Buy it if you like cars, shiny things, or time travel.



$14.99 - Supposedly this is a decent game, but who knows when ill get to sink my teeth into it. Probably next year sometime. Buy it if you like feminine men, bare mid drifts, or Japan.



$9.99 - Great baseball sim with the best controls I have ever seen in a sports game this side of NHL 09. Buy it if your into manly things like bear hugs and sausages. Or just sports.


$9.99 - Fuck this game. But some of you might want to try it. Pure is way better. Probably. I'll never know.


$9.99 - You can play as Samus and Master Chief but in a good shooter! Buy it.



$11 - Awesome run and gun shooter for the price. Buy it, because there aren't enough shooters and gore on the 360. Fight the casual movement!!!



Out of all these, I picked up Grid, LO and The Club. Im gonna go back later this week to get DBZ and MLB2k8. Anything catch your eye?



REMEMBER!!! PRICES AND PARTICIPATION MAY VARY. CHECK YOUR LOCAL FUCKSHACK FOR DETAILS. IF I USED A PICTURE OF A 360 GAME THATS THE SYSTEM THE DEAL WAS FOR. SAME FOR PS3. ALSO, FUCK THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO, CAPS. ALSO, MERCS 2 IS THE MOST GLITCH FILLED MESS I HAVE EVER PLAYED. ALSO, COCKS.   read


4:00 PM on 09.18.2008  

Quickblog - 20GB 360 HD - $25



Hey all. I just stopped by real quick to let anyone in the market for a new 360 know that Target is clearing out all the 20gb 360 HDs to make room for the new 60gbs. I just picked up 2 for $24 and change each. Its a great deal if you just got or were thinking about getting the Arcade bundle. I might grab one more and return 2 of them to Wal Mart for the Arcade bundle, since they are still selling the HD for $99. So thats a brand new 360 with a 20gb HD for $75 :). A little dishonest but when your broke sometimes it helps. If your target has any other price, have them ring it up. It will be 25 bucks when they do.   read


12:20 PM on 09.04.2008  

Kim Kardashian not enough for you? Check this out!

It's been awhile since i posted a blog, but this inspired me to do just that. Besides the well deserved criticism for using z-list celebs in game, I haven't heard too much about Facebreaker. I enjoyed the demo enough to add it to my Gamefly Q. Below is a video showing off the character creation


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This video isnt particularly impressive in any one sense, but after it is done the possibilities dawn on you. Chad Concelmo vs. Hamza? Yup, just grab some photos from all the sappy Pax posts! I could go on all day with the possible match ups. Facebreaker might turn out to be worth the price of admission for this "Game Face" feature alone. Plus, I always knew Alba would fuck Bush's shit up!

What do you think? Does Facebreaker seem any better to you now?   read


3:51 PM on 07.09.2008  

Just thought i would share...Some videos

This might be old, but god damn it's funny.

El Mudo-Chacarron Macarron

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Also, to make this video game related, here is an awesome GTA4 video that I stumbled across.

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Again sorry if they are old but they are good ones.   read


11:56 AM on 07.09.2008  

Want a cheap refresher? Diablo 2+Lord Of Destruction

I'm just gonna cut out all the shit i just wrote about Diablo 3. We have had enough of those posts in the last few weeks. This blog is for two kinds of people.

People who missed the absolutely brilliant Diablo 2 and its expansion

or

People who are looking to get back into D2 but don't have their copies of the game anymore or whatever.



I recently stumbled across one of those shady ass D2 item websites where they sell digital items for real money, which I could never understand until the 360 came out. However they also sell D2+LOD Cd keys.

See, Blizzard supports digital downloads for most of the titles they release. So you don't actually need the disks anymore, just legitimate CD keys. Below I will instruct you how to acquire Diablo 2 and Lord of Destruction for just under $6.

What You Need:

-$6 in your Paypal account and an email account, so they can mail you the CD Keys.
-A computer made in the last decade.
- A desire to play THE BEST hack and slash game ever made.

What To Do:

1. Buy your CD Keys here

2.Paypal the money to these shady people and wait for your keys to arrive via email. Mine took a little over 24 hours after I had emailed them asking what was up.

3.Register at Blizzards website and go to My Account. Under the controls tab on the right, near the bottom should be a games button. Click that and enter your keys.

4.Once you enter the keys (I say it in plural because D2 and the expansion each have separate keys) The games will appear in tabs. On the right of each tab is a button to download for either Mac or PC.

5. Download and have fun.

My keys worked fine, but I have yet to try them on Battle.net. I will update this post later when I do try.

I DO NOT ENDORSE THE CD KEY WEBSITE IN ANY WAY. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU GET RIPPED OFF. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.   read


12:13 PM on 06.24.2008  

New to the Scene: PS3

After a series of shady deals and trades on the good old list of Craig's, I found myself the owner of a Nintendo Wii. I had a ton of retail games, vc/wiiware games, and accessories. For a time they made me happy. We had a good relationship for a few months and then it happened.



That wily temptress, the PS3, started working on me with its fancy schmancy graphics and dirty whorish disc slot that could do all kinds of things that my Wii couldn't even dream of. I ignored that slutty slut for another few weeks. Then its partner in crime, MGS4, burst onto the scene and I couldn't take it anymore. I needed a PS3. So I did the unforgivable. I sold a current-gen system.


My wicked good photoshop skills!!!

I am against any selling of hardware, but the pros outweighed the cons by about 5 million hypothetical pounds. So, I ended up with a new 40GB PS3, MGS4, Hot Shots Golf, Warhawk, Pain, and a DS3 controller. Not bad.

Im going to state the obvious right off the bat. MGS4 is amazing.

I don't regret my decision at all and I cant imagine that I will. While the Wii is great at what it does I always felt that I was forcing myself to play it. Mario Galaxy seemed like a chore after the first 25 stars. Mario Kart had that been there done that feel, even though it is still a great game.

So, any PS3 owners that I haven't already harassed ADD ME!!!

PSN: Mr_Wilson954

I really want to get involved in the Poker nights and Wednesday Warhawk or whatever it evolved into now. Also, any recommendations would be great! I think UT3 is gonna be my next purchase.   read


11:06 AM on 06.17.2008  

FYI: Huge Gamefly Sale

Just to let everyone know, Gamefly is having another big used game sale.




XBOX 360

Clive Barker's Jericho $9.99

John Woo Presents Stranglehold $9.99

Blacksite: Area 51 $12.99

Darkness $12.99

Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom $14.99

Timeshift $14.99

Assassin's Creed $17.99

Medal of Honor: Airborne $17.99

NFL Tour $19.99

Project Gotham Racing 4 $19.99

Sega Superstars Tennis $19.99

Simpsons Game $19.99

Mass Effect $19.99

Devil May Cry4 $19.99

Burnout Paradise $19.99

PS3

Stuntman: Ignition $16.99

Unreal Tournament 3 $17.99

Assassin's Creed $17.99

Lost: Via Domus $17.99

Clive Barker's Jericho $19.99

Devil May Cry 4 $19.99

Lost Planet $19.99

Lair $19.99

Major League Baseball 2K8 $19.99

The Club $19.99

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 $19.99

Theres other stuff....Check it out.

Definately gonna pick up Jericho for the 360 and UT3 for the PS3...For which I dont even own the system yet, but soon!

Anything there catch your eye?   read


12:59 PM on 04.22.2008  

Finally went HD...DVD???

This is going to be short, but I finally chose an HD format.



Yes. I went HD DVD. Why would I do something that dumb?

Well because I found the 360 Add-on with King Kong, Transformers, Superman Returns, and the Planet Earth box set for sale very cheap.

How cheap would something have to be to waste money on dead technology?

$40 fucking dollars! For all that... Even if i never buy another HD DVD I feel that I got a great fucking deal. The Planet Earth box set is still selling for $45 and thats half off on Amazon.

But then I got to thinking...I might as well do it up while the prices are low.

So the point of this blog is to ask if anyone knows of any super sales on HD DVDs, besides the Amazon deals...

Thanks for any help and Blah blah better in forums fuck that blah blah...   read


10:20 AM on 03.31.2008  

Adventures In Craigslist: DS Lite Hunt

So...Like I stated in my "getting a Dreamcast" post, I am a fucktard. I used to sell consoles and games when I got bored of them, usually forcing me to re-buy them months or years later when there is a sudden urge to once again own a specific game or system. I am an idiot and sold my DS after it didn't get played for a few months time.



What follows is my tale of how i came into possesion of another DS Lite...

I recently delved into the seedy underworld of Craigslist looking to trade one of my custom firmware PSPs for a DS Lite. This was due to one of the afformentioned "urges" to once again own a DS. There was no method to my madness. I just wanted another DS.

So i emailed a few people that were selling DS Lites and got a quick response from one guy. I seem to have deleted said email but the response was something like this, "Aight aight, shit sounds tight mang. Where do ya wanna meet nuggah??? I been wanting a damn ass PSPEE for a minute son son. Hit me up lets talk Biness". I fixed alot of spelling in my account, but you get the picture. I knew I was in for a treat.



So i called the dude up and arranged to meet him near the Florida Panthers hockey arena, since I was on my way to a game. As i neared the agreed upon location, i called once again to alert him that we were near. As soon as he picked up the phone he yelled "Yo, iz dat you in that there Fo door?", and a man with one hand in his pocket and a blunt behind his ear jumped in the middle of the road. So the driver, my buddy, pulls over and dude walks up to my passenger window. He doesn't say anything or move. He is just looking. So, using methods of speech I learned in my days of buying dime bags off street corners, i ask..."Yo man, you got that on you?", to which Mr. Shady replies, "Fo Sho". He then asks to hop in the car to go up the street to a gas station and talk. My buddy looks at me like I just invited the devil into his home, but i tell him sure.

Now my buddy has a concealed weapons permit, but if you get shot first they dont do much good. So we pull up to the gas station and he hands me the DS, a black model with New Super Mario Bros and no charger. Now we can all guess why there was no charger, right? Because people dont travel with the charger most of the time and that makes it hard to steal with the rest of the stuff. I hand him the PSP and he reached in his pocket. I see my buddy reaching for his hip and im thinking that im going to die over Nintendo. Thankfully, he just pulls out 50 cents to go buy a dutch.

The man gets back in the car and we take him back down the street, to where we picked him up at. We pull over, but the guy doesn't get out. He just sits. I say "Alright man. Nice doing business with you,", but nothing. He then proceeds to offer to sell me weed, coke, crack, pills, and bootleg movies. I turn him down and he exits. We proceed to haul ass down the street, eager to leave handgun range. All is forgotten with a night full of sky-box hockey, free beer, prime rib, and all kinds of treats.

The next edition of this post, probably up tomorrow, will be about the joys this (probably) stolen DS has brought me the past few days...

Mainly due to these guys...
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9:00 AM on 03.24.2008  

Reflections: The Best of the Dreamcast.



Im going to make this short and sweet. I want to know everyone's favorite games for the Dreamcast. I'm going to break it down into a few categories. See below.

Top 5 "Mainstream Games" - Meaning big name titles and sequels.

1.Power Stone 2
2. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
3. Unreal Tournament
4.Sonic Adventure 2
5.Crazy Taxi 2

Honorable Mentions: Chu Chu Rocket, Soul Caliber, Sega Bass Fishing.

Top 5 "Cult Classics" ...i guess that works. - Lesser know or hard to find titles. Can also be import games.

1.Dynamite Cop - I know this is a strecth, but I love it and I was the only one in my group of friends that owned it.
2.Illbleed - Hope you like it -D-.
3.Ikaruga
4.Heavy Metal: Geomatrix
5.Record of the Lodoss War

Honorable Mentions: Death Crimson OX, Ooga Booga, Super Magnetic Neo.

Top 3 Overall - Best of the best.
1.Power Stone 2
2.Dynamite Cop
3.Illbleed

Honorable Mentions: Marvel Vs. Capcom 2, Sonic Adventure 2, Ikaruga.

So that is my list. Let me know what your personal list would look like.   read







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