Im sitting at my desk trying not to stab myself in the eyes with these cheap ass pens that we have in the office. I need a good laugh so I decided to have myself a little contest. I have two little prizes up for grabs. The first is a Call of Duty: World at War PC Beta Code. The second is the Kratos/Medusa/Minotaur LBP code from Gamestop. The rules will be simple.

Rule #1
Just make me laugh.

Rule#2
It can be through a picture, video, website...anything. Just try to keep it semi-SFW. No Nudity please!

Rule#3
Specify which item you would like if you are chosen. Prizes will be awarded as soon as I get my laughs.

Rule#4
Multiple entries are fine, just don't go nuts.



Have fun with it.

Also, If you have LBP leave your PSN!

DTOID ARMY!




I HAVE JUST BEEN GIVEN INSIDE INFORMATION THAT USA TODAY HAS ABOUT 15,000 LBP BETA CODES TO DISTRIBUTE! SINCE NO ONE READS THAT PAPER FOR VIDEO GAMES, THEY ARE HAVING A HARD TIME GIVING THEM AWAY. THAT IS WHY I AM FORCED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND TELL YOU TO SEND AN EMAIL TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS.

littlebigplanet@usatoday.com

IN THE SUBJECT PUT " LITTLE BIG PLANET BETA". IN THE BODY YOU HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME MORE THAN BILL CLINTON LIKES GETTING HEAD.

THIS IS WHAT I SENT:

Hello,

I heard that you guys have LBP beta codes and i would love to be able to get one. I paid $400 for a ps3 just to play this game and I'm dying to see if it was worth it. If you can find it in your hearts to fulfill my humble request, I will forever be in your debt and I vow to subscribe to USA Today until the day I die. Maybe longer if they will let me. Thank you in advance for your unparalleled generosity and for helping to fulfill my dreams and justify my credit card debt.

THANK YOU!!!!!

-Mr Wilson

SO DO IT NOW. ME AND KRYPTINITE, ALONG WITH SOME OTHER CHOICE DTOIDERS HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED OUR CODES!!!

CAPS!!!

Thanks for (just) the tip, Kryptinite

So yesterday I was at work reading c-blogs, instead of working, like usual. I came across UnstoppableJuggernaut's Scene-It at Target blog. I thought to myself...I have that shit already...fuck this. But alas, I decided to swing by my local Target (or 3) and see if they had any other deals. I dont know what exactly is going on, I guess they are trying to clear space for this monstrosity music games or something, but I hit the fucking jackoffpot. So, the moral of this BS blog is go to your local Target and get down on some of this motherfucking deals!!!

I figured lots of pictures are better than those stupid ass word things.


$7.50 - Fucking great deal on an awesome game!!! Buy it!



$9.99 - Only played this one for a few minutes, but great for fans. Buy it if your into this kind of thing.



$17.99 - Weird game, and this is coming from a former Magic: TG player. Buy it for the camera alone.


$14.99 - This one really surprised me. Its fairly new and a fucking awesome racing game. Buy it if you like cars, shiny things, or time travel.



$14.99 - Supposedly this is a decent game, but who knows when ill get to sink my teeth into it. Probably next year sometime. Buy it if you like feminine men, bare mid drifts, or Japan.



$9.99 - Great baseball sim with the best controls I have ever seen in a sports game this side of NHL 09. Buy it if your into manly things like bear hugs and sausages. Or just sports.


$9.99 - Fuck this game. But some of you might want to try it. Pure is way better. Probably. I'll never know.


$9.99 - You can play as Samus and Master Chief but in a good shooter! Buy it.



$11 - Awesome run and gun shooter for the price. Buy it, because there aren't enough shooters and gore on the 360. Fight the casual movement!!!



Out of all these, I picked up Grid, LO and The Club. Im gonna go back later this week to get DBZ and MLB2k8. Anything catch your eye?



REMEMBER!!! PRICES AND PARTICIPATION MAY VARY. CHECK YOUR LOCAL FUCKSHACK FOR DETAILS. IF I USED A PICTURE OF A 360 GAME THATS THE SYSTEM THE DEAL WAS FOR. SAME FOR PS3. ALSO, FUCK THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO, CAPS. ALSO, MERCS 2 IS THE MOST GLITCH FILLED MESS I HAVE EVER PLAYED. ALSO, COCKS.

Hey all. I just stopped by real quick to let anyone in the market for a new 360 know that Target is clearing out all the 20gb 360 HDs to make room for the new 60gbs. I just picked up 2 for $24 and change each. Its a great deal if you just got or were thinking about getting the Arcade bundle. I might grab one more and return 2 of them to Wal Mart for the Arcade bundle, since they are still selling the HD for $99. So thats a brand new 360 with a 20gb HD for $75 :). A little dishonest but when your broke sometimes it helps. If your target has any other price, have them ring it up. It will be 25 bucks when they do.

It's been awhile since i posted a blog, but this inspired me to do just that. Besides the well deserved criticism for using z-list celebs in game, I haven't heard too much about Facebreaker. I enjoyed the demo enough to add it to my Gamefly Q. Below is a video showing off the character creation






This video isnt particularly impressive in any one sense, but after it is done the possibilities dawn on you. Chad Concelmo vs. Hamza? Yup, just grab some photos from all the sappy Pax posts! I could go on all day with the possible match ups. Facebreaker might turn out to be worth the price of admission for this "Game Face" feature alone. Plus, I always knew Alba would fuck Bush's shit up!

What do you think? Does Facebreaker seem any better to you now?

This might be old, but god damn it's funny.

El Mudo-Chacarron Macarron



Also, to make this video game related, here is an awesome GTA4 video that I stumbled across.





Again sorry if they are old but they are good ones.