Now, I think this is where I go about writing sensationalist stories about games that I hate, games I love, and companies that would make love to. For instance we all know that Uno on xbox live is the best goddamn game to ever hit the market, and that Halo 3 will never live up to it's standard. We also know free games on Xbox live only means hours, erm...minutes, of shitty game play, but there is one game that silences the whole crowd.

Yaris!

This game kicks so much ass, that all the asses are gone from my dorm hall. Yep, all kicked clean the fuck off. There are no holes in the game play, and I challenge you to find one. Go ahead. The 35 minutes that you spend downloading that game (if you connection is as shit as mine) will not only be well worth the feeling you have in anticipation down in your nethers, but when you finally get to hit the gas pedal and shoot the.....erm......flying gas cans, you know you have finally made it to the big times.

Moral of the story......Can anyone guess?

Don't download this shit. No one cares that you made it to 250 mph, or completed a course in 3 minutes or less. It is like you admitting you watched The Ringer. It only makes you look like you hate retards.

Knowing that Toyota is now in the gaming world, honestly, turns my stomach, but dosen't suprise me. I would say that my anger is not geared to the people who downloaded it,(like my idiot self) but the fact that Microsoft would let this game taint the xbox live selection. If you are that hard up for games, download Uno before this. Though I hope you all know that it is a farce to say that Halo 3 will not beat Uno online, it is atleast better then driving a ulgy car that has a phallic looking arm that shoots random nonsense out of the sky.

Ditch it!